Still lazy after all these years

🎃 1 week left y’all

Typical October outfit in Arizona

Treasure those frequent group hangouts in your early 20’s….because it’s nearly impossible to get everyone together in the same room in your 40’s

Reno, I’m in you

Goin on a trip soon and excited to catch up on Staying Alive episodes @adampally @Gabrus 🍻

We used to let the rhythm take us over bailamos

Do you even like taquitos if you don’t pretend you’re Scarface smoking a cigar when you eat them

[Roseanne singing Phoebe Bridgers] “Jesus Christ I’m so blue all the time and crap”

#ArizonaCardinals @AZCardinals 🏈

How about those #Cardinals

I can’t emphasize how sad those Annie’s Cheddar Bunnies taste. They’re like if Goldfish was Diet Rite soda

Was recently peer pressured to shake that laffy taffy 😔

🎶 I chime in with a haven’t you people ever heard of, shitting the god damn bed

Me seeing the Cardinals score: 😔

🎶 feel the poop on your skin