Living and working in the same building is pretty cool. #KeepSaintPaulBrewing – at St Paul, MN
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Sometimes you got to do society a favor and remove yourself from it for a bachelor party @… instagram.com/p/BGMqBjoKisb/ – at West Virginia, USA
I guarantee there will come a day where MN fans say "We should've traded Peterson when his stock was through the roof." #Vikings
"I already got benched, so it can't get worse than that." - Christian Ponder. Has he forgotten who he plays for? Of course it can! And will!
I can't tell if the way the @Vikings are manipulating the general public about their QB situation is brilliant or pathetic #TankForTeddy
I had a PB&J protein bar for lunch today. I'm pretty sure it's not supposed to require as much mental effort as it did to consume it
These Obamacare rollout issues are wonderful metaphors for how this bitch is gonna run. But please, keep shoving it down our throats
I don't think I've eaten a healthy meal since Thursday. But, it'd be unhealthy for me to not enjoy that. I'm calling this a wash
Hearing Marv Albert announce football is really making me want the #NBA to start
ESPN's top headline: "Peterson missed practice for son's funeral"... Sports journalism needs to stop sucking so much
The fact that my fall coat is already insufficient at keeping me warm in the morning is sheer and utter bullshit
@KarlMEicher which is worse, you hearing that? Or me walking in to an unlocked bathroom that was very much occupied yet the lights were off?

