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TITO

@eltitoeli

Paciencia y silencio.

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Joined October 2011
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Esto es una humillación muy gorda Me ha dado penilla el cortito de Broncano
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Me he reído, perdón. Iré al infierno.
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Mohamed, que no ha aportado ni un solo euro a la caja común, vendrá de Marruecos a operarse gratis y a tu abuela, que ha trabajado desde los 22 años, la atenderán de ese tumor que le ha salido en el páncreas cinco o seis meses después de que se lo detecten. Si es que llega.
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Si vives en España, independientemente de tu situación administrativa, tienes derecho a una atención completa en la sanidad pública. Consulta en tu centro de salud.   universal.sanidad.gob.es
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most men btw
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Introducing Claude Fable 5.2 and Claude Mythos 5.2, designed to tackle the most daunting technical challenges. They’re capable collaborators on ambitious projects in many fields, and show improvements in areas like coding, reasoning, and vision.
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Don't cheat on your wife.
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Nvidia stock fell 12% because of election and another 10% because of erection
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$NVDA investors
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Esnerken balkondan düşme tehlikesi geçiren köpeğin, sahibini görünce yaşadığı mutluluk görülmeye değerdi.
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Mr Azul@MrAzul07Nov 8
Lo publico porque me dió risa Claro...
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Replying to @monospodcast @angeljimenez
ok este lo hemos traducido, todo sea por el meme
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“Tell me more about the export controls on your semiconductor chips”
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Hoy es mi último día con Sherlock, después de casi dieciséis años juntos. Dentro de unas horas, el mundo será un lugar un poco menos leal, menos divertido y menos noble. perezreverte.com/articulo/pa…
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@NanosecsoNov 8
Resubo la pasada de Alonso a Hamilton que me lo han borrado Con un coche 2 segundos más lento. Es la humillación de todos los tiempos.
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Quando ela manda foto em visualização única, mas você abre e é um teste de gravidez:
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Bro couldn't hold back anymore and was caught right at that exact point
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