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Joined May 2011
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anne of green gables did not prepare me for this life i am living in
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every person in the charlotte airport is having a main character moment
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no main character moments in the charlotte airport today. everyone is frazzled and sweaty.
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LOTS of main character energy in the charlotte airport today including myself who power walked to my gate while listening to manchester orchestra
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me watching a full lifetime movie in 5 minute increments on tiktok before noon
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thank god skittle water is safe
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try explaining mouth tape to the pilgrims
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anywhere you can find someone over the age of 75, look for me too
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instead of eclectic grandpa, i keep reading it as electric grandpa
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what do you think endless hours of criminal minds does to one’s psyche
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if anyone was inquiring about my emotional status, i have been completing a new 400 piece online jigsaw puzzle every day this week
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if i ordered a 6 month supply of daily contacts and wore them every other day, that would last me a year….?
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im needing at least 4 weeks time to get back to people via text but if you are not texting me back immediately know my feelings are hurt
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headache? diet coke dehydrated? diet coke needing to feel something? diet coke
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just watched a tiktok about how we devote more space towards parking over housing and i am officially depressed happy holidays
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if you wanted to know where your granny is at 10:50 am on a thursday, it is joann fabrics
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8:34 pm feeling like midnight, but i am not a daylight savings hater, like please put me to bed. any excuse to lay down earlier.
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the thing is, i’m always letting it linger
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i went to a concert saturday night and now im looking at keyboards on facebook marketplace
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whenever anyone tells me about their boy crush, i am immediately asking what kind of shoes they wear
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any hobby someone over the age of 70 is into, im probably into it too
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me: one day i will become a successful business woman. i am driven, passionate, & detail-oriented. also me: 14,500 unread emails and climbing
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breaking bad and gilmore girls: the demise of innocence in this essay, we will explore two characters’ fall from grace
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