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if you can't love me at my derp gemsona, you don't deserve me at all
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american cooking is foul 🧐🧐🧐
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goodbye amerikkka welcome أمريكا
I hope everyone is learning Arabic.
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just put on steven universe in honor of woke 3.0. we are so back
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while yall were serving real looks, i was a dominican.
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i wanna be the first man with a thigh gap and a fat ass
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Summer Walker calling yall dumb , plz let this be a wake up call
Summer Walker is actually hilarious 😂😂 And she’s right, this is what we waste water on instead of going outside & touching grass every so often with real people (not the ones in your phone) ChatOMG…ChatBRB…ChatEBT…ChatABC…ChatBBL…ChatRnB…ChatBET…ChatLLC…ChatLGBT 😂😂
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need a man to take me through some homosexual rigamarole
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well i would assume so since our weather was already fucking insane before data centers
The New York Times has released an analysis of the top ten most and least climate-resilient cities in the world. Chicago ranks #1, while the least resilient is Ahmedabad, India. (nytimes.com/2026/09/03/reale…)
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the worst months to think about existing here imo are february, july, and august (specifically mid-late august).
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my 8 year old niece just looked at me and said “uncle emil it's okay. everything dies, even wolves, but not books. not words. words never die.” 😩😩😩!!!
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how it feels when
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one of my favorite things to do is typing out a tweet and then realizing "people don't need to know my opinion on this actually" and hitting delete instead of post. I think twitter would be better if more people did that
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beyonce must have remastered the videos for her own enjoyment
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this makes me wonder if the hyper focus of her singing songs in their original keys made her want to change how she releases studio versions
so she didn't re-record lost yo mind, all she did was lower the pitch by a semi-tone
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like forget if she recorded new vox or not, to pitch down an entire song instead of pitching the new vox up is an interesting choice imo
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THIS.
i always forget that ppl outside of chicago don’t know what a send off is lmaooo
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i be talking to my east coast oomfs and i just KNOW they be smiling and nodding
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