gambler || brainiac

Denver, CO
Joined July 2025
money wey go make me like golf! 🙏
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- have a personality
The easiest way to piss off your coworkers at a 9-5 - be younger than them - do a better job than them - have motion outside the office
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is it ideal to use the same body cream on your face?
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feminists in 9ja. 😹😹😹
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the brain not reacting fast in social situations is really weird. this lady said good morning, i love your outfit and i replied you’re welcome🤦🏾‍♂️ omo, I hope she understands!!🥀
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My brain dey ovulate.
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Don Jazzy do giveaway yesterday una none of una call me to come online💔 watch who your call your omi💔💔
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i owe myself and my unborn kids a really good life ifa.
“It was really hard for me to eat three times a day. You eat twice a day in school, while at home, you keep eating till night. You take car to school, while I used to walk or take an okada. I had to work hard and work sleepless nights to get here.”🥹🤍 —Zlatan Ibile
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dating for 10years when you’re not cristiano ronaldo is insane. dump him if he doesn’t marry you in 8years
Men who date you at 22 and then break up with you at 32 are the worst.
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godd😭😭😭😭😭😭 agbako
What this 😭😭why are they laying on each other
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Getting my life together been on my mind heavy..
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once you get comfortable with not calling or texting people, there’s no going back
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idk if this should be classified as a sexy afrobeat, but i just had to put this masterpiece out there again.. Peak music fr!
what is sexy afrobeats?
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POV: the whole of November.
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hope you guys know this country isn’t getting better anytime soon, as long as we still have yoruba people in it smh🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️💔
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there’s nothing i hate more than a failed nap attempt.
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God will not fail you.
🤝 Paid partnership
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so this fishy obough na international 😳?
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Artificial intelligence don’t stand a chance against Humans fr, maybe the smart ones will lose but not the foolish ones. natural stupidity>AI
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3/5, you try
nobody here is getting away with a point, I go split their yansh like who use him salary fuck ashawo
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there joor
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