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β€œI’m dipping nuggets you’ve never heard of in sauces you could never understand.”

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Joined February 2011
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It was my birthday the other day, and my first dream as a freshly 40 year old woman was that I got drafted into the WNBA. 😭😭😭
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𝙴𝙼 𝙹𝙾 πš‚π™Ώπ™Ύπ™Ύπ™½ retweeted
The hip hand at the end omg
How I’m gonna open the work meeting tomorrow
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Me: β€œI can’t wait for my birthday.” *Puts phone on do not disturb*πŸ˜‚
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Cups of the rosé……….. bitches in my old phone………..
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I don’t know about you, but I’m gonna have a good weekend. ✌🏼
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Basketball is back and so is atrocious livestream game calling.
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the great thing ab beating a dead horse with the right hg is that you discover new parts of the horse you didn’t beat before.
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IT’S HERE!!!!
πŸ€Gameday | #GoConqs @GoConqsMBB tips off the season in Texas at the Western Texas College Classic πŸ†šWestern Texas πŸ•›7:00pm πŸ“Synder, TX πŸ’»Watch: youtube.com/@westerntexascol… Sponsored by: Greens & Screens - Dodge City's Ultimate Hangout spot #WeCONQuer #BurnTheBoats
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rob randomly in the middle of episode 10 #loveisblind
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LOVE IS BLIND SEASON 11 EPISODES 6-8 🍿 Aneha should’ve went to Love is Blind INDIA 😭 how many times are you gonna tell Cam your family is gonna hate him and that he is white ?! IRRITATED ME ! She making her family sound so spooky like they the Addams Family or something lmfao . No wonder he is drained and giving you short automated answers . Wilnie needs to get out the Time Machine . Why are you still talking about Malanie and the pods if you’re CHOSEN & he is engaged to you & then you want him to feel guilty about that . She’s very annoying . Wilson living in that basement that he can barely stand up in had me in tears too . John needs anger management . If you’re yelling at everything else , eventually you’re gonna yell at me lmfaoo. When he jumped at her after she called him a monster , I would’ve screamed β€œAHHHH πŸ˜­β€ Erica I told you , if you not ready to be Little Mermaid , you and Jack Sparrow is never gonna work. He wanna be on that BOAT ! That is his life !! It’s either you be Jackie Chan, around the world in 80 days or not . I don’t blame her for not wanting to do that though and Blake a lil childish Jax & Stew confused me so much . Conversation was so awkward . They left that table more confused than when they started . Jax family told her , β€œgirl he got money, go back” lmfaooo Rob & Michaella the only couple I can see maybe making it 😭 #loveisblind #isaiahjaay #netflix #loveisblindnetflix
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The Casa Amor of LIB
Rob and Michaella get ready for a night out with the other people they almost got engaged to! New episodes of Love Is Blind S11: Boston premiere tomorrow on Netflix!
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Jay-Z hearing that Jay-Z picked Jay-Z to do the halftime show
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Football isn’t very much fun when your team doesn’t score.
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