@emtheworst

one time i got kicked off the neopets chat boards for calling the jonas brothers hot

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Joined September 2017
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so the atlanta dream has to play game 6 of the finals at 12:30 on a thursday!?! @WNBA @andreforatlanta @ossoff @ZohranKMamdani DO SOMETHING
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people acting surprised by harry buying poptarts but as a marathon runner i just see a man who knows ball
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this is how i learned that my sister’s name means dick hahahahah
meeta@meetapersecondOct 23
my unpopular opinion is that everybody should be looking up definitions of their baby’s potential names in different languages. you can’t seriously name your child laura not knowing what it means in the world’s 3rd most spoken language
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oh yeah i voted today don’t u forget it!!!!
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they did not just call angel reese beltline barbie 😭😭
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soup🕷️
@thrluvOct 19
chatgpt? take 4 benadryl & talk to the hat man like an adult
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i think this is the first time i’ve ever heard a meagan moroney song
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do europeans know about steroid shots
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felt the need to let the timeline know i’m taking this before bed
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i ran the chicago marathon btw
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K A C E Y
@KaceyMusgravesOct 12
I don’t think you have a dog in this fight but if you did you would have shot it.
Kristi Noem
@KristiNoemOct 12
I’ll take @ellalangleymsic over Kacey Musgraves any day. And if I’m choosin’ Texas, I’ll take Ken Paxton over James Talarico.
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wait the horns in wamgd intro are fun af
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jinjoo hottest jonas brother
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never gets old
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back on my bullshit
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does anyone know roughly what time the brothers hit the stage on this tour :):)
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will be on day 4 of my period for my marathon lol everyone pray for me
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the way i wanna go ahead and do a courthouse ceremony to get better health insurance lmao
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i would jump up and down for 80-90k yall are crazy
You follow.……………………………….fèt bò lakay@GDWRKARTSSep 30
The job market so bad right now, just take that $80 - $90K job if that’s the offer you get
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he looks like he’s about to sit down at a white piano and make the whole arena cry over his diabetes diagnosis
ann ୨ৎ@livfemmeSep 30
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