entisocial. part-time professional troll, full-time sports lover and musician

Essex/London
Joined November 2018
Job: โ€œThank you got your application, unfortunately we....โ€ Me:
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If they told me he went on ashwagandha, Iโ€™d believe it. Heโ€™s still flowing tho
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Youโ€™re a bitchmade puppet. Canโ€™t believe they gave him keys to the city
Breaking News! Captain and Manager hold meeting to decide they want to beat Chelsea....Maybe good management would have been to do that last week?
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Does this sound like a man whoโ€™s on the way out๐Ÿคท๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธkeep pushing sack narrative you ungrateful begs
BREAKING: Manchester United head coach Michael Carrick and captain Bruno Fernandes have met face-to-face to clear the air, with both men vowing to refocus their efforts on turning Unitedโ€™s season around ๐Ÿšจ
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Itโ€™s time to FEAAASSTTT!!
Kobbie returns to training ๐Ÿ‘Š

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Losing to Ched Evans and Fleetwood????
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Bring Upamegatron, Truffert and Lukeba to United. Viva la revolution ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท
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Ask your husband where he put that lil maid outfit he had๐Ÿ‘€ wearing, freak ahh
TRENDING: #Browns QB Deshaun Watsonโ€™s wife Jilly Anais surprised him with his FAVORITE homemade chocolate chip banana bread after his big win yesterday. โ€œMy winner, my husband, game winner, is on his way homeโ€ She then had a whole meal waiting for him.
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New manager, canโ€™t give a name. Them even if they give a name, that manager will only be here for 6 months before the next one comes in and we start again.
I'm no owner or CEO but this is how to run this crisis for Dummies. 1. Sack Carrick yesterday and put a statement out about standards and ambition 2. Sack Wilcox this morning and put another statement about ambition and the ruthless desire to get there. 3. Announce the new manager
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Guys asking me bout him and honestly, heโ€™s got his Dads finishing on lock tbh. Whether or not the rest of his game will match and take him to the next level is up to him, fear he wonโ€™t develop at a good level at this club due to opportunities
FOUR goals for Kai Rooney this afternoon! ๐Ÿ‘โšฝ๏ธ
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Since Fergie left, we have never started a season strong btw, idc what you say abt it, the standards are poor and a result of something deeper. I think we need to scrap our preseason tour and just make it about entering the season on violence. 30 min cameos are useless.
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Youโ€™ve already failed.
Players I'd definitely keep under a new manager; Lacey Amad Cunha Mbeumo Tielemans Baleba Mainoo Yoro Lammens. Asides these players, I actually do not care who leaves next summer. Man Utd have so many dead woods โ€“ players who don't deserve to wear the shirt.
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I dont blame Carrick, these players chose to start the season like this, weโ€™ve bottled several leads this season, no clean sheets. Thats down to players not fighting harder to leave with one. A new manager wonโ€™t change this, just mask the problem.
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Hear me outโ€ฆ5 out of 6
A look at Manchester United's next six matches in all competitions ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ”ด
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Dumbass, smoking them and you gave them an out, so stupid
๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿคฏ An Irish player shouted โ€œ๐— ๐—ข๐—ก๐—ž๐—˜๐—ฌโ€ at a player from ENGLAND and the head coach decided to ๐—ช๐—œ๐—ง๐—›๐——๐—ฅ๐—”๐—ช ๐—ง๐—›๐—˜ ๐—ง๐—˜๐—”๐—  ๐—™๐—ฅ๐—ข๐—  ๐—ง๐—›๐—˜ ๐— ๐—”๐—ง๐—–๐—›. At the U15 WORLD CUPโ€ฆ UNBELIEVABLE ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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Gotta watch Deshawn ball in a few hours too.
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My soul just left this atmosphere
Today's United starting XI! ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ‡พ๐Ÿ‡ช
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How many of them have played 150+ games๐Ÿคฅ๐Ÿซก
Total G/A since 2023/24: 54 โ€“ Rice 54 โ€“ Doku 53 โ€“ Olmo, Nico Williams 50 โ€“ Sarr 48 โ€“ Vitinha 41 โ€“ Woltemode 40 โ€“ Pedri 37 โ€“ Tielemans 33 โ€“ Neves 28 โ€“ Amad 26 โ€“ Rodri 21 โ€“ Elliot Anderson 17 โ€“ Caicedo
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Never met an overly positive football fan I like. You lot are weirdos
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He is right footed btw, most chances he has allegedly been creating have been with his left foot, he finds a new way to get a manager sacked every time I swear
Diogo Dalot has created more chances (14) than any other defender in the Premier League this season ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡น
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