I never get enough sleep. Duke Wayne was an American hero. Ignorance and prejudice and fear walk hand in hand. -Peart ISTJ-T #GoDodgers

Joined March 2012
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"What was your biggest impact on the internet?" It's almost been 4 years since i made this meme i can't believe people still use it
"What was your biggest impact on the internet?" This scene I changed at the last minute.
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Three years ago today, SEPTA bus driver Bernard Gribbin, 48, was shot six times and killed in an unprovoked hate crime attack by female street thug Zhontay Capers, then 21. On October 9th, 2026, Capers was sentenced to 67 years, with parole eligibility in 32.5.
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Damn!🫣
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You know Greg is a solid boss.
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A college professor will spend two years writing a dissertation on systemic racism in Domino’s delivery zones, only for someone on TikTok to debunk the whole thing in 60 seconds.
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Colonel Bleep retweeted
So, I find it interesting how many people are mortified by the concept of a person washing dishes by hand. You know, like we've done for hundreds of years?! Most people where I live don't even use hot water. I do, because it works better. I had dozens of these... NGMI.
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Replying to @HandyGingerGal
If everything went to crap overnight, some people would just drop dead immediately because they have zero life skills or survival instincts.
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“Sodom and Gomorrah” leans real hard on Sodom Everyone refers to Sodom, sodomy is a thing, sodomite, etc etc Gomorrah’s just slowly tiptoeing away like “who’s to say what we did”
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I don’t know why no one at work trivia wanted to go with my team name The Black Quizraelites
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Room-temperature IQ in full display. 🤣
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Livestream you say?
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That don’t look like no kissing
Why is Marina Shafir Kissing Anna Jay's ass....is it part of the submission
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Colonel Bleep retweeted
I found a makeup book in goodwill that has a page with christina ricci dressed up as little miss no name, how have i never seen this anywhere before
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Buffalo Bills NFL running back Travis Henry is sentenced to 100 hours of community service after pleading guilty to sexual misconduct with a 15-year-old girl. His community service will consist of counseling youth.
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These squirrels are gonna learn today.
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I'm actually suprised to see Green Hitler shaves her pits.
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