Writing a play: "Can't do that; that adds a fourth character." Writing a spec screenplay: "And then, oh, let's say a helicopter." #newplay

Has anyone talked about how the fact that Aimee Mann plays at the Bronze and Aimee Mann plays at the House of Blues Rock the Vote event with CJ Cregg means Buffy and The West Wing exist in the same fictional universe?

The “why-can’t-you-guys-just-take-a-joke” party contains multitudes, apparently

Ramaswamy wants you to know that his controversial campaign ad is primarily about lying. The child rape content is just a bonus.

That’s why his hair is so big. It’s full of depravity.

Putin was so moved by Witkoff’s praising him as a humanitarian that he turned right around and fired a bunch of humanitarian missiles at Ukraine

Utterly normal person Vivek Ramaswamy is surprised that even fellow Republicans disapprove of his campaign ad platforming someone who enabled his opponent's sexual abuse. "C'mon, bros, I thought rapey was kind of our brand!"

Frustrated with voters’ continued concerns about inflation and affordability, Trump doesn’t understand why they don’t just deal with it the way he does: by experiencing cognitive decline.

The idea that Vivek Ramaswamy had never had the experience of someone taking measures to avoid having to interact with him strains credulity

It’s a public face-off between a professionally likable TV personality and an off-putting magic store guy; I can’t wait to see how these odds break down on the prediction markets

Trump calling Ilhan Omar corrupt is like Cookie Monster saying somebody’s a little fixated.

And introducing Pedro Pascal as Windbreaker

Reports say it’s possible that the ICE agent who shot the man in New York may have thought the victim was trying to hit him with his car. And in the officer’s defense, all ICE agents always think everyone is trying to hit them with their cars.

Pete Hegseth is just blatantly trying to appeal to Gen X nostalgia at this point. Body-shaming. Forever wars in the Middle East. Good old-fashioned racism and sexism. Failed military operations. And now his plan to kill a man on TV has big Faces-of-Death-on-VHS energy.

So in the current national climate your college-aged kid may not get to take philosophy or literature or art history or a foreign language but at least there's always the rape practicum

We asked Dr. Henry Walton Jones Jr to comment on the assertion in today’s New York Times that Raiders of the Lost Ark has an uncomplicated happy ending, and he said

Trump voters are disappointed in his current mishandling of the economy because he gave us such a nice recession last time

War looks a lot like summer camp.