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artistic dipshit. big train girlie. sound/light tech. "erotic mad scientist" - @Ig_Thornycroft

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Joined March 2009
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as i must remain politically neutral until 10.30pm on election day, i will be posting ████ and ████ if █████ ██████ loses ████ █████ this saturday
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My mom's Belly water was Embalming fluid and I came out a Taxidermied squirrel They had to teacu me how to be a girl again
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good morning happy election day
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my thoughts on the election are that ive spent 14 hours in a room in greater wellington doing the work of three people and there is nothing left in my brain after that
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One good thing about election day is that our entire national surveillance system is occupied by busting people for making innocuous vagueposts that might be construed as political speech, which means none of the authorities have time to enforce the gardening ban
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can't wait for the election to be over so we can talk about sheepfucking again
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conducting research
Wicker - you do NOT see the wicker man's cock in close up which is heartbreaking cause now I have questions about like splinters friction burns how one keeps it from molding
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bon voyage my loves we will get through this election day and meet on the other side of the vast and rippling electoral ocean at uhhhhh whatever time we are allowed to tweet politics again tomorrow 🤝🚢🤝🚢🤝
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Wicker - you do NOT see the wicker man's cock in close up which is heartbreaking cause now I have questions about like splinters friction burns how one keeps it from molding
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GET READY AMERICA THIS IS NEXT
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cant wait for the blessed few hours tomorrow where we can't political post free us
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the year is 2039. I wake up in my AO3-sanctioned house & clock in for my fanfic writing shift. Working conditions are abysmal. I have 200k words of yaoi due by EOD. I grind to meet my fandom KPIs, working 69 hours a day. i fail, im fired. Life is bleak. If only we had unionised😔
“ao3 writers should go on strike and form a union” NO ONE IS MAKING YOU WRITE FANFICTION YOU PEOPLE ARE INSANE😭😭😭
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Watching a debate with 2 days to go is just masochism, just turn it off and do something else
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PRONOUN PICK N MIX BABEYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
theres so many good things to call a nonbinary dom but what the hell do you call a nonbinary sub? cause i hate being called good girl it drives me crazy.
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life is good lately
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If Talarico wins Texas I will kill and eat Liberty Biberty live on MySpace
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WHERE IS YOUR GULF OF AMERICA NOW, ORANGE MAN
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If Texas can go blue da East Coast can go red again please i dont want to go home to the farmers winning it for our region again please please please
HELLO NEW ZEALAND. IF TEXAS CAN GO BLUE I EXPECT HAWKES BAY TO GO RED. THANK YOU
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this fanfic shit is easy
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genuinely upsetting at work today when everyone started talking about trains but I was dealing with a customer so I couldn't join in and when I was done the conversation had moved on :/
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