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Edinburgh, Scotland
Joined November 2013
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When they’re mean to winter lamb in Sheep Detectives
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Messi is a joke. For me the best ever.
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An Independent Disciplinary Commission has today expelled Southampton from the Sky Bet Championship Play-Offs after the Club admitted to multiple breaches of EFL Regulations related to the unauthorised filming of other Clubs’ training. In addition, the Club has received a four-point deduction that will be applied to the 2026/27 Championship table. The effect of today’s order is that Middlesbrough are reinstated into the 2026 Play-Offs and will proceed to the Play-Off Final against Hull City. The final remains scheduled for Saturday 23 May, with the kick-off time to be confirmed. 📘 efl.com/news/2026/may/19/efl…
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🚨 Michael Jackson will be Burnley’s interim manager until the end of the season, club statement confirms. Follows Scott Parker leaving with immediate effect.
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an important message from Duolingo
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Heard everyone was feelin’ the Ken-rgy ✨ #BarbieTheMovie – only in theaters July 21. Tickets on sale now!
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I cannot believe am seeing arctic monkeys today
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nothin but jealousy watching that play off final
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Chubaaaaaaaaa 🚂 Congrats @cakpom on winning the @SkyBetChamp POTY at the #EFLAwards #UTB
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cameron archer
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𝗦𝘁𝗶𝗹𝗹 the last North East side to win a major trophy. #Boro | #UTB | #BBCFootball
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what’s your fav original song from a show or movie ?
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yes, please do enlighten me. email me at [email protected]
Hello @GretaThunberg I have 33 cars. My Bugatti has a w16 8.0L quad turbo. My TWO Ferrari 812 competizione have 6.5L v12s. This is just the start. Please provide your email address so I can send a complete list of my car collection and their respective enormous emissions.
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boro have a player starting in the world cup I am rapidly falling back in love with football
The club is delighted to announce the appointment of Michael Carrick as Head Coach 🤝 Welcome to #Boro, Michael! 🔴⚪️ #UTB

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Right that’s it the Boro are going up
Never in my 25 years of life have I witnessed anything funnier than Raj downing a bottle of poppers thinking it was a shot