Texas, USA
Joined March 2009
This.
Even the nicest people have their limits.
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Brilliant Halloween decoration at the Hilltop farmers market today! 😂
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A few mandatory test clicks, some charred up hot dogs on the Genesis Stealth, and new spicy ketchup from Heinz. I'm happy!
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We used to be a proper country
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On August 22, 1987, ‘The Legend of Zelda’ was released in the United States
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Mike Tyson’s Punch Out Nintendo, 1984.
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I think it’s hilarious that Democrats spent their political might and tons of money on "NO KINGS" protests just to give a standing ovation to the LITERAL King of England. You really can’t make this stuff up. Biggest bullshit artists of the century. 😂
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Happy Tax Day everyone. Reminder on this day 30 years ago Grandma Gilmore refused to pay her taxes and had her home seized by the IRS. Starting the domino effect that eventually lead to Gilmore joining the tour and me losing another gold jacket. Thanks a lot Grandma.
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I like this kid.
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Eric retweeted
pov: when it works in production just like it did in localhost 😂❤️
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When A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms reached the level of Game Of Thrones.
DEFINE PEAK CINEMA.
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“rome wasn’t built in a day” > they didn’t have claude code.
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Underrated career advice: There's nothing more valuable than someone who can just figure it out. Do some work. Ask the key questions. Get it done. Repeat. If you do that, people will fight over you.
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Me: I need to buy Eggs. Costco: Ok. Me: …and a 90-inch TV. Costco: Yeah, we got you too. Me: …also, do you know where to get a hot dog for $1.50? Costco: You’re not gonna believe this…
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I’m sorry if you didn’t get to experience the holiday season at the mall during the late 1900s. 🎄
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I’d way rather smell a Marlboro than marijuana. Weed smells like trash and I’m tired of everybody pretending like it doesn’t.
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The Darth Vader entrance at the end of Rogue One.
What’s the most ominous/badass villain entrance you’ve ever seen?
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Eric retweeted
The worst person to be around is someone who complains about everything and appreciates nothing.
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🚨TESCO ASHAMED OF CHRISTMAS Too scared to offend, Tesco's have decided to REBRAND their Christmas Trees to 'Evergreen Trees' Who are Tesco scared of?
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On this date (November 12, 1955) at 10:04 pm lightning struck the Hill Valley clock tower, sending Marty McFly "Back To The Future"! #80s
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