“Nothing from the outside will ever cure the inside”

People who can’t make a point or constantly wrong love to say “ two things can be true at the same time” An ungodly amount of time

The city you live in isn’t the reason why you’re not getting money , not in a loving relationship , or don’t have a good circle. You may change locations, but you’re still at the same address that makes horrible decisions

Hey I’m trying to commit fraud … Can Any of my Scottsdale homies help?

A man who drives his girl car and acts like it’s his is a dumb ass and he is also driving a dumb asses car

Can’t embarrass the shameless

It’s my birthday 🎂. Don’t need gifts but if you f#%k with me just repost one of my videos and tag your boy 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽

Ladies get you a Knick fan. Because I could tell you one thing about him…. He loyal. AF

Her: I just moved to Scottsdale Suddenly appears: • golden doodle • Stanley cup • Pilates membership

Is talk to text just Starbucks employees who purposely misspell for the hell of it

You can give someone everything in this world 🌎.... except for sanity. That is something they can only give themselves

It’s about to be June in Arizona… watch how fast “I need a man who’s 6’2” turns into “he keeps the house at 68.”

Backing into a parking spot at the gas station is a lil much

Drake got me wanting to meet a girl named Janice just so I can tell her to STFU

If you’re a comedian and found any of the jokes on the Roast of Kevin Hart offensive …. Ur Gaaayyyyyy

In Scottsdale, your Eskimo brother count could qualify you for season tickets

All year it’s “f*ck dem kids” and today it’s Happy Mother’s Day

“The Roast of Kevin Hart” should be promoted as a watch party somewhere this Sunday

Watching people drag others on the Internet is so lame.

Chipotle has horrible straws