@ericsandy

Comes a day in every person’s life when you wake up and say to no one in particular, “I’m going to start a Substack.” https://xitter.cf/t.co/dI0bFwOlzl

 Cuyahoga Falls, OH
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Joined December 2008
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What's wrong babe? You haven't talked about Jon Husted's ass all day.
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You never talk about Jon Husted's ass with me anymore.
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Hanging out with the fellas at the bus stop, talking about Jon Husted's ass again.
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Planning to raw-dog the Cavs season this year (watch only the NBC and ESPN broadcast games).
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Overnight: 1-mile evac radius around a hazardous materials release at a tubing and piping plant in Toledo. The Toledo Fire & Rescue Department did not name the chemical in a Wed. morning statement. abc7news.com/post/toledo-ohi…

Chemical leak at tubing and piping facility forces evacuations in Toledo, Ohio

A chemical leak has forced evacuations in Toledo Ohio Wednesday morning. .

abc7news.com
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Telling the surly neighbor kid that Vivek ain't it.
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My opponent is making millions in Congress and I PROMISE I won't be doing that.
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I'm sorry but there's an INCREDIBLE theological debate about the physical plane happening at the Hudson Panera rn. Older men in cardigans are presupposing embodiment as they make their argument while pointing with bagels.
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This is insane.
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me when the starbucks kid says “it’s going to ask you a question”
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It's Game 157 and I still laugh every time they show this manager/bench coach combo. First image legit looks like Vogt has his left shoulder against a mirror.
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Once knew a guy who drove twenty miles back to a restaurant because he thought he'd accidentally stolen their pen. We don't live like that anymore.
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Eric Sandy retweeted
Adam Wilson@theleanoverSep 17
why does he look like he’s dating Elaine Benes for one episode
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kelin@kelin_onlineSep 16
rip to one of my favorite writers, annie dillard i think about this quote of hers often, not just for writing, but for life
The New York Times
@nytimesSep 16
Breaking News: Annie Dillard, the Pulitzer Prize-winning author of the modern classic “Pilgrim at Tinker Creek,” has died at 81. nyti.ms/4hrp9BD

Annie Dillard, Meditative Author of ‘Pilgrim at Tinker Creek,’ Dies at 81

Her Thoreau-like account of journeys in the woods, published when she was 28, was the first of many ruminations on life and nature, good and evil.

nytimes.com
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Ah, RIP Annie Dillard. All-time legend. "How we spend our days is, of course, how we spend our lives."
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John Selmer Dix puts William Shakespeare in the shithouse.
Matthew Fraser 🇪🇺@frasermatthewSep 15
Americans can’t write funny novels. After 250 years, they still don't have a sense of humour. spectator.com/article/why-am…

Americans can’t write funny novels

Perhaps Americans just take things more seriously. Britain is a nation of gentleman amateurs whereas the home of the free is a land of strivers.

spectator.com
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Count me in for Metallica and Limp Bizkit at the Browns stadium next year.
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I'm mesmerized by the Ocarina of Time remake trailer. Deep nostalgia. Now, I doubt I'll ever get around to playing it, but as someone whose video game soul is trapped in 1997 - 2005, this is amazing to watch. youtube.com/watch?v=ZwycnPCK…

The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time First Gameplay Look Trailer

Check out our first look at The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time ga...

youtube.com
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me when the deli guy says he "doesn’t really eat sandwiches"
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