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Erin

@erinfieri

a poet and a fool!

 Flavourtown 🏳️‍🌈
Instagram.com/erintfitz
Joined August 2013
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back on my bullshit 😤 (lying down in the shower)
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Watching with my jaw on the floor as a 30-year-old man gets up to offer his seat on the bus to a max 40-year-old man with grey hair that he clearly perceived as a senior. A power struggle ensues…
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crying cons: meek, sad, not in control (body producing tears against my will), headache crying pros: acts like all natural facial and lip filler
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I just dropped my phone on the bus and instead of picking it up and handing it to me like a nice person, a grown man full force kicked it over to me like a soccer ball and said “you’re welcome”
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I believe in the death penalty. For men that sit like this on the bus
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“I’m separating the art from the artist” me about seeing the jonas brothers concert
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To everyone who ever thought I was annoying, I have a 5 star Uber rating so clearly I’m a delight
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To the OLD male server at Pur & Simple who wouldn't stop commenting on the fact that I was alone by the way of "where's the lucky guy", "you're all alone?", "no man is coming to meet you?", you're so0000ooooooooooo annoying and not even the slightest speck charming
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this is me btw. when you're being mean to me, this is who you're being mean to.
Image from abi balingit 🌸 MAYUMU OUT NOW! 🌸 (@theduskykitchen)
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Convertibles are for boys. Or maybe girls with pixie cuts but that’s it.
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Is a ghoul just a male ghost?
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Confession: I thought the name Siobhan was pronounced Sigh-Oh-Bawn until a few years ago when Succession came out
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Can’t believe my cat used to be stray in the park alone and now she lives w a house of 23 yo girls who spend all day talking to her in baby voice like “ur a lying down girl,you love lying down, you’re just a lady!! Ur a purring woman, ur the most purring cat in the world”
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I ate 2 Valentine’s Day cake pops today and I haven’t felt that much joy in weeks. They were so good.
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I LOST MY TWITTER DRAFTS. There was nothing really that great in there but I feel like Max when he lost his dream journal in shark boy & lava girl. If it’s not obvious, I watched sharkboy and lava girl recently. This is kinda a niche tweet. Scroll on by
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Lol Eli got me Starbs td & came back with the wrong drink bc the lady refused to make it, said it would be “disgusting” & gaslighted him into thinking he got my order wrong. She literally asked him “is she the type of girl to eat a whole box of oreos? This drink is way too sweet”
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Also I am the type of girl to eat a whole box of Oreos so you underestimated me from the get go sweetheart
I ended up with an INFINITELY worse drink that she insisted on making instead of what I literally asked and paid for lol. Idc if I ask for 50 pumps (I get 6 don’t judge me) of sugar free vanilla in my matcha latte LET ME LIVE in fake sugary peace
My bf cried when mongo died in shrek 2
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My favourite food is chocolate covered almonds
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