“What the Helen of Troy is that ?” Creator of #AudioMo and a user of #Linux Distros #ubuntu #fedora #elementaryOS .

Oxfordshire, UK
Joined August 2008
Ryan Bridge of Raise the Colours rocks up at Wetherspoons demanding entry while sporting a fake enamel poppy badge, specially manufactured in China for flag shaggers. Not a penny goes to the Royal British Legion, but at least the performative patriotism looks the part.
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He's blatantly laying the groundwork to steal an election if his chosen candidate doesn't win... Minnesota will not take kindly to thinly veiled threats from a guy we've rejected three times (soon to be four)
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I used it back in the day when it first came out 😎
In 1993 I founded a shaving brand and called it King of Shaves. People laughed at the name. Fair enough. Say it out loud and it sounds like a pub quiz answer. What they didn't notice was what we sold first. Not a razor. Not a can of foam. A small bottle of shaving oil. A few drops. No aerosol hiss. No mountain of white froth on your chin like Father Christmas. Back then that looked mad. Shaving meant foam. Foam meant a can. The can was the ritual, and nobody questioned the ritual. But the foam was never the point. Your skin was. Every morning, millions of men drag a sharp edge across their face, half awake and in a hurry, and call the sting normal. It isn't normal. It's just familiar. Thirty-three years on, the name still makes people smile. I've made my peace with that. Everyone else started with the blade. I started with the face.
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🚨MAJOR BREAKING: House Dems released a 50-PAGE REPORT detailing assault allegations against Trump from 11 women, including a fresh rape allegation from Swiss model Beatrice Keul, who alleges Trump raped her in 1993 with Epstein. RELEASE. ALL. THE. FILES.ms.now/news/house-judiciary-…
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RIP Walter Koenig. Second star to the right, and straight on till morning 😢
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House Judiciary Democrats have just released a 50-page report that pulls together years of assault allegations against Trump and his reported connections to Jeffrey Epstein. The report calls for a special counsel to investigate Trump's ties to Epstein. ms.now/news/house-judiciary-…
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Breaking News: Walter Koenig, who played Pavel Chekov, the baby-faced Russian navigator in the “Star Trek” franchise, has died at 90. nyti.ms/4dZ35fA
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So this pub closed to anyone who wasn't a regular and then a bunch of imported flag saggers arrived and lied about why they couldn't gain entry?!? Everything you need to know about the #FarageRiots roadshow.
I see the far right are melting down over this poppy bullshit lie today The security guard clearly said it’s regulars only but hey what’s a good bit of propaganda in patriot life 😒
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I’m guessing @PoppyLegion are mortified that a serving councillor is misleading the public with his posts @georgedmadgwick should be removed from office!!
And @georgedmadgwick absolutely knows that the clowns were barred for being racist thugs. The poppy wearing had nothing to do with it. But George is thick and likes to post divisive racist crap.
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And @georgedmadgwick absolutely knows that the clowns were barred for being racist thugs. The poppy wearing had nothing to do with it. But George is thick and likes to post divisive racist crap.
This reform councillor has blocked me (didn't even know he existed) He seems to be ampliying misinformation on X about poppy bans. My understanding is this happened on the day of anti-immigration thug protests in Gosport, with a blanket no-badges rule to keep trouble out. That's not a poppy ban.
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A man is claiming he was refused entry to Wetherspoons for wearing a poppy. Let's be real: he wasn't banned for honoring the fallen; he was banned because he was acting like an anti-social idiot before he even reached the bar. Imagine trying to weaponise the Royal British Legion
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India said NO to Starlink. Musk thought he could throw a public tantrum and bully India into handing him a telecom monopoly, but he completely miscalculated. Thanks to Trump’s reckless betrayal of global allies and cozying up to dictators, the world is waking up to a terrifying truth: you simply cannot trust America—or its arrogant billionaires—with your national security anymore. Fareed Zakaria: “Elon Musk picked the wrong moment to lecture Indians. Frustrated that Starlink had not been cleared to launch in that country, he accused the government of protecting Mukesh Ambani whose telecom network Jio will launch its own satellite service. Musk cast himself as the champion of ordinary Indians against one of the country's richest men. It backfired. India's government dismissed his accusation as baseless. An influential nationalist group close to the ruling party went further demanding that Starlink be kept out of India altogether citing national security. Media and online reactions were similarly hostile to Starlink. Musk did not understand that in India as in much of the world, trust in America is collapsing. Indians have watched as Donald Trump has discarded 25 years of bipartisan outreach to New Delhi in favor of cozying up to Pakistan and its de facto dictator Field Marshal Asim Munir. They have watched Trump essentially abandon Ukraine, where the military version of Starlink has been suspiciously restricted, thus crippling Ukraine's military response to Russian aggression. Would India define itself in another crisis with Pakistan? Would it want its armed forces to be utterly dependent on a US satellite system controlled by Trump?”
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"Only Reform has a plan to smash up public services, forcing the working class to pay more, while cutting taxes for the rich."
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He's gone full Russell Brand, never go full Russell Brand. @TRobinsonNewEra
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Reform UK's Suella Braverman claims massive taxpayer-funded water bill at home equal to 18 baths a day Claims to have used 1,504 litres of water daily at £1.2m four-bedroom pad. Reform have promised benefit cuts for the disabled, old, sick, poor. mirror.co.uk/news/politics/s…
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Pub forced to close at 5pm and will not re-open until today thanks in part to misinformation spread by Reform Cllr George Madgwick. They should bill Reform for loss of earnings.
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Hey @elonmusk, I didn’t see a reply to you getting owned. Is the Ketamine making it hard to type?
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