About 10 mins ago - Micheál Martin to Gerry Adams:" You've just disappeared 6,500 gardaí there.,. " Burn! :) #leadersdebate

Vets seem to think dog is overweight, so got some diet pills too. :)

My St Bernard (same weight as me :) ) gets v nervous at Halloween. Have to visit 20 vets (can't bring him, too nervous) to get enough tranks

Right - thanks to @yorema for the link - I'm off to staple some cut-up woollen socks to the soles of my boots to stay upright on the ice..

This fucking country (Ireland)! Running out of salt and grit for the roads, and we're going into our fourth week of heavy frost....

Check out a tweeter called shitmydadsays. Just read the lot, and it's funny.

Going to ireland.com to read commentary on the Lisbon referendum result

Bluefin tuna can fetch $100,000 each in Japan? Sushi my arse!