i actually get like 1 woof a week and im kinda ok with that #MediumUglyWithMidDick

some of yall are fucking the hand size comparison man for hand size comparison

i love my oomfs

no joke was just now bored on scruff and ancient DL married mormon bear trade bootycall just texted telling me hes finally getting divorced + excommunicated in the same week and wants to get a hotel room to celebrate chat is this a dubb

hm. i feel i may need to exchange some culture as well. in a room in which there are no others.

rewarding myself with an everything shower after a 2 day adhd procrastination motivated homework lock-in feels like being in a hostage situation chained to a radiator and my captor finally let me see sunlight like yesss omg ive been such a good little victim to myself

im a simple guy, i dont ask much, all i need is my dick sucked, my belly full, and the infinite knowledge of the universe attained by escaping samsara

my future wife is probably making tradwife sourdough starter tiktok tutorials and im in the back of the club trying my best to figure out how to suck dick through a pup mask

genuinely how these kinds of tweets sound to me

this post broke containment and ive already said too much please stop sending me death threats omg

this post being immediately liked by The Fetish guys, im ctfu like fork found in kitchen

tinaSHE fujoSHE this CANT be a coincidence

when hes chubby but hung like a mouse

are we really gay guy friends if u arent snapchatting me vids of u peeing randomly

love when u hug a man and it feels like hanging onto a brick wall

in n out burger just pulled it out, slapped it on the front a few times n said "u gonna make a good lil mess for me?" so i covered my face and squirted a little

fuckkkkk im neww broooooo hooooaaahhhhhh

if i beat that pussy up is you gone tell on me