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#USEast1IsOutOfCompute xitter.cf/MTSlive/status/2113748…
MTS
@MTSliveOct 23
SITUATION DETECTED: Amazon CEO Andy Jassy says that AWS capacity for 2026 is completely sold out, 2027 is largely sold out, and "a good chunk" of 2028 is already sold as well.
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jokes aside i tried for like a day a few months back to spin up a 16xl rds to no avail. if that node ever has a problem we would be lowk fucked. so i left the company instead
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Life comes at you fast
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They’re doing this to psyop us into watching digital replacements for football because they can’t keep the players healthy #staywoke #TheNFLIsOutOfPlayers
Star Wars
@starwarsOct 20
In a galaxy far, far away…🛰️ Star Wars Funday Football is coming to Super Bowl LXI! 📺 Feb. 14 | Disney+, Disney Channel, Disney XD and the ESPN App
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Analyst #3 is historically a sicko
peepeepoopoo@DeepDishEnjoyerOct 20
the lunch offerings at the citrini offices must be insane to get this kind of employee loyalty
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Form follows function
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Some feel that a thinner slice produces more time to stall in high stakes corporate negotiations
Nick Bergson-Shilcock
@nicholasbsOct 19
Don't believe the labs. They know how to slow down when they want to. @eshear never even got his OpenAI laptop when he was CEO.
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Cam@harleybaghdadOct 18
Not my jambon beurre
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can’t believe my vacation was ruined largely by geriatric “No Kings protestors” lol
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.@twominutedrill0 imma need this darnold disasterclass live in an hour
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someone should use decision model to make a tweet classifier like so
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Too late to explore the world Too early to explore the universe Just in time to play literal hundreds of vibe coded NFL games
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US-east-1 is out of compute #USEast1IsOutOfCompute
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The masculine urge to draw troubling historical parallels between the 5–0 team in your fantasy league and the rise of Nazi Germany
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open.spotify.com/track/77iD9… i think -110 we discover we hit superintelligence to this set

Four Tet - Live at Portola Music Festival 2026

Four Tet · Four Tet - Live at Portola Music Festival 2026 · Music video · 2026

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It literally says “tech” in the station name
Heshie Brody
@heshieOct 7
this is an incredible use of VC money since everyone at the Jay street metro tech station in Brooklyn knows what a CI is (they raised $45 million in august)
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Reliably pick fantasy football RB1, QB1, TE1, WR1
Theo Jaffee
@theojaffeeOct 7
What are some things you predict a frontier AI system will *not* be able to do one year from today?
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“Are you ready for your social control lessons?” Stalin shuddered. Mao gulped. Jeremy Bentham quivered. “Yes New England SLAC Dean for Student Affairs,” they said in unison
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Dr Carter and its not close
I†ACHI.永
@erenwasrighttOct 2
Best Lil Wayne song of all time, but you’re NOT allowed to say; “6 Foot 7 Foot” “A Milli” “Lollipop” “Mr. Carter” “Let the Beat Build” “Hustler Musik” “Tha Mobb” “Carter II” What’s your pick?
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