@essieloll

funny internet lady 21

 this is my diary - mdni
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Joined June 2022
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Hold your love tightly ♥️
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buried under three layers of blanket rn #Molemaxxing
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initially i was gonna say i feel like the princess with the pea reversed but then i felt mole was more fitting
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my cotton pyjamas actually shrunk in the washing machine. wtf. i thought that was a myth
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accidentally put too much oil on my hair after washing it so now it’s back to looking greasy again even though i JUST washed it. what did we achieve here. dumbass
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fresh bedsheets yay
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this video game loading screen tip ass tweet
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everyone calling sex cardio but in reality sex is actually a great abs exercise
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everyone calling sex cardio but in reality sex is actually a great abs exercise
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why do i keep writing autistic ass tweets like this
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i made pudding. and yes, it’s with oat milk because i’m #woke
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it’s literally the perfect consistency guys omg why am i kinda goated
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a funny woman will always be funnier than a funny man. exhibit a: cardi b
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instead of saying ‘like riding a bike’ it should be ‘like riding a dick’ because no matter how long it has been as soon as i’m on that thing i am RIDING like there’s no tomorrow
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like a great woman once said, ‘i ride on that thing like the cops is behind me’
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i’m not a furry but i would FUCK the SHIT out of a werewolf
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werewolves or vampires?
33%werewolf
67%vampire
54 votes • 10 hours
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werewolf porn is so under appreciated. a massive hairy beast who breeds? sign me up
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halloween themed horny posting for you guys
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so no one wants to howl with me. okay. i thought we were a pack guys
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AWOOOOO
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guys howl with me let’s all howl like werewolves under this post
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