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Business, law, tomfoolery. Cooking enthusiast. Reasonable with a light snark glaze. I’m correct, but it’s not legal or financial advice.

Texas, USA
Joined June 2009
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Yes. Next question.
Replying to @byyndit @gerrewyn
So you're willing to trade the life of the unborn child for the fallopian tube of the mother?
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I dunno, Bob. This seems not great.
The F.A.A. has issued a nationwide ground stop due to extraordinary circumstances and for reasons of safety
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I took today off and have a half day on Monday, so between the Outlook outage and today, I’m going to have an insane morning on Monday.
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When my kids think they can step to me.
I'm a massive fan of an underdog story in sports. Yesterday, the smallest active sumo wrestler made his debut at 125 lbs at just 15 years old. Here is he taking on the 330lb 21 year old Toramusashi.
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Yes please, and also they should keep ‘jumbo’ in the name.
Toyota is relaunching the Scion brand, and its first product is the KEI-01, a tiny truck with a 660-cc engine. The KEI-01 is basically a rebadged Daihatsu Hijet Jumbo, but will be assembled in Princeton, Indiana. Initial sales will be via a fleet-focused trial program, but limited retail sales could come if there is strong enough demand.
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They accidentally made two brisket breakfast burritos, so I got a second one for free.
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Jesus wept. /s
“As of today, I no longer consider myself a Catholic” Fox News’ Sean Hannity makes it pretty clear: Trump comes before everything, even over his religion. It’s a cult.
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Took today off and I think it’s time to relax and make some soup. Also, we’ve got Flu A in the house, so it’s a soup kind of crowd.
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Acceptable terms, you friggin’ dork.
Hegseth on his own Impeachment: If they want to come for the warriors, they're going to have to come through me
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Happy Diwali y’all.
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I am totally cool with this. Not because I disagree with his politics, but because professionalism should mean something.
The founder of @JudicialWatch has been disbarred:
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Nice try, asshole.
“I'm a religious person, so in theory I go to heaven,” President Trump says, discussing what he thinks happens after death. “I don't want to go to hell.” cbsn.ws/4iJ55dC
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Mondays? We had a blue tsunami and there are still Mondays? Not a good start, dems.
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Texas Football is 1-0 in the Blexas era tell a friend 🫵🏽
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Lots of folks are talking about Texas right now. But if you're not from here, you might have missed an important angle: Texas schools. 🧵
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Okay, time to get serious about these election results: since we all have to be transgender now, here’s my updated headshot. Now who has a good name for me?
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Texas’s new pronouns are He/Haw
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I love waking up to the smell of repudiated fascism.
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