oh my god he killed Pat McAfee

Teams with most points scored this season: 1 - 49ers (197) 2 - Bills (197) 3 - Cowboys (189) 4 - Lions (184) 5 - Raiders(183)

#BREAKING: A Mexican lynch mob broke two child rape suspects out of jail and beheaded one of them.

Kathy Bates says she was sure she never thanked her mother in her Misery Oscar speech, then the interviewer showed her the tape "She gave up her retirement because I was born so late in life to them." "When I won the Oscar for Misery, she said, I don't know what all the excitement about, you didn't discover the cure for cancer." "Why did I think I didn't thank her?" "Because she should have had my life." "I wanted her spirit to come into me and enjoy everything I was enjoying because of what she'd given up." Her mom's whole review of the Oscar was that she didn't cure cancer, and Kathy still believed she had shorted her that night. Then she watches herself thank her mom at home, right there in the speech. Some people never stop trying to pay their parents back. You can hear it in how quiet she gets at the end. ft: @CBSSunday CBS Sunday Morning on youtube

“Najee Harris spoke out and now he’s unemployed.” Man, I’m not going to lie, I knew Tomlin would be great on TV but him being unafraid to take shots at anyone (including his own guys) makes him 100x better. Just a match made in heaven.

They invented math. You invented raccoon penis poppers.

Kirk Cousins this season Weeks 1-3 Weeks 4-7 661 Pass Yards 1,216 9 Pass TDs 7 3 INTs 2 3-0 W-L Record 0-4

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