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"luigi mangione had a privileged upbringing" ok and he used that privilege to nerf a CEO that's what allyship is all about
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BREAKING: Netanyahu is 'pressing Trump to strike Iran immediately after the midterm elections on Tuesday', according to Axios report.
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In case you haven’t put it together yet the plan that was “insane” we now know thanks to Tucker- is to use a nuke in a war of aggression, entirely unprovoked. But he had a stroke so…
BREAKING: US Senator Chris Murphy hospitalized following a stroke, per his office. This comes just days after being briefed on highly classified military planning on Iran to restart the war after the midterms, where he called Trump's plan "insane." "I will just say this: their plan is insane. It will lead to devastating escalation and the likely destruction of our commitment to the rule of law," he said four days ago.
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D+12 shift IN LOUISIANA?!
Louisiana Early Voting Swings From 🔴 R+84,140 in 2024 to 🔵 D+15,981 in 2026
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did pat mcafee make it out of college gameday unscathed???
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this might actually be the craziest blind item i have ever read
October 30, 2026 Blind Item #6 Speaking of awful, when the girlfriend of the married podcaster found out the singer/songwriter died, she was ecstatic. She thought her spells had something to do with it and apparently, this was one of the first big mistakes the married podcaster made. Because of the death, and thinking she had something to do with it, the girlfriend wanted to have sex all night and wouldn't take no for an answer. Well, it was about ten days after one of his kid's birthdays and the family was supposed to do something and had planned it out. The podcaster declared he had some emergency and instead spent 48 hours inside a hotel room with the girlfriend who wouldn't even let him use his phone.
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Democrats propose actual capitalism
JUST IN: Democrats propose letting AI companies go bankrupt rather than bailing them out if AI bubble bursts
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I want to know who people would rather have do the Super Bowl instead of Jay-Z
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Animals have souls
Kitten spends several minutes trying to feed its favorite toy some of its own food — an automatic feeder captured the footage.
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GOP on Tuesday
The vibes right now: “I can see the light at the end of the tunnel,” said a GOP strategist working on a campaign that is trending toward Democrats. “It might be a semi-truck, but at least I can see it.” w/ @meredithllee @AlecAHernandez @erinpdoherty politico.com/news/2026/10/30…
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an incredible UNO reverse here
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Country roads, make me woke hit my vape, play on phone changing genders love Obama
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This is a really cool protest. Go to your local county councils or your city boards and when the issue of data centers comes up play the sound of a data center near you so that nothing can get done.
Kentucky city official doesn't like the sound of data center that resident presents to him...
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Phoebe introduced That Funny Feeling by saying ”it’s written by my beloved” ❤️🥲
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White smoke over Tel Aviv, Ethan Klein has chosen a new mistress
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"accidentally"
this on my fyp in 2026 i wonder if taylor knows she accidentally released a classic for lesbians
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My guess is Elon cranked up the doom algo with midterms coming
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Ethel Cain has reportedly written an original song for Robert Eggers’ ‘WERWULF.’ (hollywoodreporter.com/lists/…)
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Ethan Klein checking twitter to fire up a tweet about how this is a antisemitic scheme by Hasan but the iPhone 19 his wife gifted to him was manufactured in Israel
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"i'm taking the kids to my sister's" but instead it's "i'm taking the kids to israel"
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Waking up to see a scandal that not only destroys the reputation of one of the most obnoxious and toxic online personalities I know but also does severe and hopefully long lasting emotional damage to a former Israeli soldier
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