fun date idea: hack into your crush's portal gun and leave the signal unencrypted so he can trace it back to your lair where you can capture his mind
evil morty comparing his and rick's relationship to tom and jerry is so funny. yeah they're both the cat and the mouse
if evil morty won what would've he done to rick's brain? he's already scanned it. there's nothing novel about it anymore. he already has all the knowledge and memories he could ever possibly need from a rick. I know realistically he would've just destroyed it but...
I always hated it when people told me I was mature for my age as a kid simply because it was not true at all. I was just quiet and had a difficult time expressing myself
