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Joined February 2020
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Media consumption 2026 thread let's go
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Most obvious 1st half Claudia Pinea hattrick.
Give us FC Barcelona ( Feminine )
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KELEBIHAN GAVI 1. Intensitas 
Gavi terkenal dengan "grasak grusuk" yang maksudnya dia sering jadi pressing trigger (pemain yang memulai press tinggi), terus-menerus menekan, merebut bola, dan menutup ruang. Statistik duel dan recovery-nya salah satu yang tertinggi di skuad Barcelona. (Gambar 1) 2. Controller
Bisa berperan jadi gelandang interior yang lebih ofensif dan jadi DLP yang lebih dalam. Tentunya Gavi memberikan sentuhan khasnya sendiri dan mungkin tidak sebagus Pedri, tapi data statistik dia menjalankan role tersebut lumayan oke. (Gambar 2) 3. Fearless
Gavi tipikal yang tidak takut duel satu lawan satu. Karakter “fearless” ini jadi salah satu ciri khasnya, meskipun posturnya cuma 173cm tapi dia berani duel dengan lawan yang lebih besar 4.Pemahaman taktis & positional play
Sebagai anak La Masia, dia paham betul permainan posisi (juego de posición). cerdas membaca permainan, tahu kapan harus mengambil risiko atau bermain aman, dan bisa menempatkan diri di zona yang tepat untuk menciptakan keunggulan jumlah atau ruang. Contoh di gambar 3 match vs Sttutgart saat Gavi yang jadi gelandang mundur ke belakang membentuk pola 3 bek agar fullback bisa maju 5. Versatility 
Bisa main sebagai interior, lebih dalam lagi jadi pivot, atau bahkan lebih maju jadi no 10, bahkan di beberapa kesempatan jadi winger. Nb: Sumber data & statistik dari barcafutbol.com/gavi-barcelo… bisa dibaca lebih lengkap meskipun artikel dibuat tahun 2023 masih bisa menjawab pertanyaan "apa kelebihan Gavi" 👌
Replying to @LaMasia_idn
Pemain modal grasak grusuk mau dimainin ama si flick wkwk, kasih tau gw kelebihan gavi selain grasak grusuknya
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Min @persib kalau kekurangan dokter, sekarang ada komunitas baru Bobotoh khusus para dokter nih namanya Bobotoh White Coats (BWC) Yuk temen2 yang Bobotoh sekaligus dokter bisa join, ada beberapa nama beken juga di grup yang udah 200an member ini, minimal punya STR ya 🤩 Colek dok @tirta_cipeng @GiaPratamaMD siapa tau mau login jadi Bobotoh 🤭
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Yang bukan dokter pura pura jadi dokter, yang udah dokter pada pengen pensiun jadi dokter
HATI-HATI DOKTER AI GUYS!!!! BIONYA OPEN KONSUL DI DM TAKUTNYA DISURU BAYAR MALAH PENIPUAN!!!! mana spesialis obgyn lagi, takut banget bumil-bumil yg gabisa bedain AI jadi korban💔 LEBIH BIJAK LAGI MEMILAH YANG MANA AI YG MANA ASLI GUYS!!!
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Everyone making fun of his former appearance is leaping and bounding to vindicate his present ideological stance
Clavicular gymceling exactly 4 years ago
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Imagine your steak juicy as fuck, your lobster so buttery it blows your mind. Doesn’t sound fun does it?
Ok lads: imagine you aren’t horny at all. Not even slightly. You’re busy fixing a shelf or ironing your suit or watching your favourite TV show. Zero sexy feelings. Your girlfriend sighs loudly and goes “can we have sex now” in whingy voice and then grabs your ass. She then sulks and starts whining when you aren’t instantly aroused and into it and starts saying you haven’t had sex for 3 days. Annoying? Not very sexy? GOOD YOU UNDERSTAND WHY PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE INSTA-HORNY BEHAVIOUR IS ANNOYING
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Winning the Super Cup against FC Barcelona 🏆 26/01/1983 🗓️
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Savage ...
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Fellas we finally have a new king of men
My dumb ass was wondering how they threw the boxes that high up
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#ONEPIECE1197 “2018”
sanji: i have a plan nami: it can't involve self-sacrifice sanji: i don't have a plan
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Deactivate immediately
Hakimi is my academy graduate. I'll deactivate if you show me a La masia graduate that succeed outside your satanic club?
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Sejujurnya buat neymar x AC milan ini udah terealisasi dikit sama hachim mastour soalnya secara estetik, mereka pada jaman itu mirip
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There's no way you can write a ten page paper without chatGPT" WE COULD LITERALLY DO EVERYTHING THAT EVER HAPPENED IN HUMAN HISTORY WITHOUT CHATGPT WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT.
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Nothing but gems
Apparently Twitter can now sort your posts by popularity. What were some of your best posts on this hellsite?
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I watched this in real time speed. Minato actually terrifying
Replying to @5411il
When you remove the free thinking time from this fight, Obito wasn't even CLOSE dawg. Minato gave him the works in under a minute.
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This video feels like a reflection of life itself for everyone, a reminder of missed opportunities, roads not taken and moments we can never reclaim. Perhaps our best days are behind us, but as long as there's life, there's hope.
kylian mbappe reminiscing chasing happiness reflecting sad /// reaction meme
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Fuck this edit man Just screw you whoever made this shit Monday morning and you had to ruin it
Just thought about some decisions I could have made differently
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You can tell nobody watches Bayern because there isn’t a single discussion about Olise being pocketed by Svensson vs Dortmund. When it’s Yamal they’re counting every misplaced pass
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That Mbappe vid touched everyone 😭
my whole timeline is niggas depressed and suicidal chat are we okay
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