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Just Evan

@evano24

Former bartender. Red Sox and Patriots fan. Adopt, don't shop. I will absolutely not tell someone you said hello.

 A cornfield in Indiana
Joined April 2010
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There's nothing like hearing "There's a mess in aisle 3" and then realizing you're alone in Aisle 3 and nothing is spilled on the floor.
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This is Malone. Cancer took him this morning, but not before he gave me twelve amazing years of companionship and a love no one deserves. Make sure whoever drives the Jeep over that Rainbow Bridge opens a window for you, best friend. I miss you so much.
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Phase II: Pigeons can start working as attorneys again, squirrels may tend bar (outdoor service only)
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Danny@DVN13L_16 Jun 2020
White Claw tastes like you’re drinking tv static while someone screams the name of a fruit from another room.
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Never would be good
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@Buccaneers15 Jun 2020
When should we release the first photos of @TomBrady in a Bucs uniform? 👀
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I love baseball but I don’t like it very much right now.
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Adam@AdamSiegel4112 Jun 2020
Replying to @karlravechespn
You still love baseball. Baseball is perfect. It’s Major League Baseball that is sometimes flawed.
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I miss inviting a woman over my place and then having to defend everything I own to them
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@TomBrady23 May 2020
Welcome @EliManning, In typical fashion, you never showed up until the 4th quarter anyway 😜
Eli Manning (@EliManning) profile pictureEli Manning
@EliManning23 May 2020
To paraphrase Jimmy Chitwood, “I don’t know if it’ll make any change, but I figure it’s time for me to start playing social media."
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if you start leaving the house again. who will be around to say. ohhh big stretch. every time i do a stretch
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✨Part 3✨
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✨ Part 2 ✨
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This is amazing
Kimberly 🧜🏻‍♀️ Dinaro💲 (@KimberlyDinaro) profile pictureKimberly 🧜🏻‍♀️ Dinaro💲@KimberlyDinaro27 Apr 2020
Cocktails according to an unemployed bartender
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Cocktails according to an unemployed bartender
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brianna pirre@bsp_131 May 2020
over a month into baseball season and the yankees still haven’t won a single game. hate to see it. meanwhile, xander bogaerts is leading the red sox on an undefeated streak. truly incredible if you ask me.
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@ItsAPerfectLife26 Apr 2020
I hope you think about me thinking about you today
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Never the first choice, always the afterthought.
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m@msnetiker23 Apr 2020
i spent quarantine writing an entire musical about the life of Alexander Hamilton and you would not believe what I have just fucking found out
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