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I remember when I was funny on Twitter. Then I got married and had babies and responsibilities. Pfft.
ChaosPixie retweeted
TAYLOR SWIFT TICKETS---4 for Sat. night, Nov. 2. ONE WINNER, will also buy dinner at Wisanggeni Pawon on E. 71st St. Retweet this & TELL ME WHY IT SHOULD BE YOU. Must incl. hashtag #ForTheShoe🙂 Fri. NOON deadline. Will be many worthy entries, but I can only pick one! ✌️
I cannot wait!!!
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ChaosPixie retweeted
So true. If you are in a relationship where this has happened....get out.
Once hands are around the neck, they don’t go back. It increases the risk SEVENFOLD of serious harm and homicide #HighRisk #DomesticViolence #MurderInSlowMotion #LifeLine @DV_MeToo @dashchecklist
ChaosPixie retweeted
Ladies if you ever want to freak out a dude just put eyeliner on your waterline in front of him
ChaosPixie retweeted
kelly you’re still pretty, but it’s raining
kelli with an i, quit it!
kelli, it’s—you know what. you can put the i but we know your mother named you with a y.
Rolling out a brand new EMR is exhausting.
Thank goodness for providers who don’t argue with me when I tell them how to do things.
Super fun to get text messages from your soon-to-be-ex-husband about the hot chick he met at the store. 👍🏼😑
Anyone else expect their soon-to-be-ex-hubby is cheating but are still shocked when you find the proof? Just me?
Okay.
I'm almost drunk enough to tell him it's pretty damn obvious that he voted for the racist, mysoginistic, orange peanut.
FIL has just started with the political talk. "Oh, he's another one that needs to be moving now." About celebrities who voted for HRC. Ugh.
ChaosPixie retweeted
Most qualified woman in the world loses to the least qualified man in the world. In case If you were confused about what misogyny looks like
