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the thought of goin to Aberdeen on my own today, bound to get lost 😂 on the other hand I'm picking up a new phone 👌

hate airports can't be fucked with people speaking foreign at me

daytime tv is shite no wonder people are stupid

can't wait to move into my house so I can get loads of fake friends 👍

live for it 💁

shoutout to the sound cunt who egged my car last night! ✌️ no guessing who that was..

I know you're cool but you think that you're chocolate

could of done with another hour in bed

today's goin to be a long day, aff it

pulled a tick out niggys neck then he ran away #catlife

forgot how pish tay fm was

embarrassment

@brymer_brooke nah just cause you're easy

@brymer_brooke why would anyone want to get involved with someone who's been through half of brechin and the surrounding area anyway 😂

@brymer_brooke bye brooke 👋

@brymer_brooke I was being the bigger person putting an end to it, clearly too mature for you I have nothing to be ashamed of

@brymer_brooke beat it

@brymer_brooke nae me at your door clearly one of your many other lads got suhin to say you have my number stop acting the big cunt

@brymer_brooke @courtneypearton aye okay funny how you sent your mate over to tell me you still have feelings for me 😂😂😂 #slut