@ewjerseys

Resident monster fucker || “I’m so proud of you!” -Frank 6•1•19 || @iamtyrod ❤️ || she/they || self loathing from New Jersey

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Joined June 2016
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dude@tradboiwifeSep 6
1000 penis stealing bees have been sent to your location
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rose@roramdinSep 2
Fuck sorry man I’d be there right now but all the blood came out of my body all at once from every hole
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cpa@cpawrestlesJul 27
We sure are
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Balls in your court, Darby
Barstool Sports
@barstoolsportsJul 23
The Netherlands is launching men further than anyone has ever been launched before
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i LOVE danhausen lore
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krisp.@fevdrynApr 16
memehausen
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Danhausen is very undefeated, very evil! (and will be looking into the pyro mishaps on behalfs of his dear friend Kip Wilson) @WWE
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Goodmorninghausen! Say it back or you are cursed.
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b🐿@rheashorrorMar 30
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Very nice, very TEQUILA!😁 Who would you like to see Danhausen face in his first match? I’ll start: Grayson Waller.
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H@birthagodMar 28
frank and g kewpie flashes r done 🥹awh
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Very Nice ~ Very Evil
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b🐿@rheashorrorMar 24
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Name This Team 👏👏
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The Danhausen Zone
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most desirable man in america
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The New York Times
@nytimes7 Nov 2025
Breaking News: James Watson, who made one of the biggest breakthroughs in science by helping to discover the structure of DNA, died at 97. nyti.ms/4piLP8v

James D. Watson, Co-Discoverer of the Structure of DNA, Is Dead at 97

His decoding of the blueprint for life with Francis H.C. Crick made him one of the most important scientists of the 20th century. He wrote a celebrated memoir and later ignited an uproar with racist...

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9:29pm EST: OOB Moon in Cancer quintile Eris in Aries. Don't be too embarrassed. You are finally learning to express your emotional needs, and I for one think that is beautiful. 06°Cn57' D 24°Ar57' R
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adult swim
@adultswim6 Nov 2025
Smiling Friends HQ is popping up in Brooklyn.
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