@exactlynora

just look in this window you’ll find me here @amsofficehours

 amsterdam
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Joined May 2012
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nora@exactlynora23h
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what year was i born? assume your life depends on it 🔪
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IN A FRAMEWORK WHERE AFFECTION WAS CIRCUMSPECT ITS OVERT FORMS WERE NECESSARILY HOSTILE
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Hannah
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dj microbeads
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looks like people trying to buy tickets for you can see everything at IDFA ddos'd the site
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i've been doing this in obsidian but now i want a multi-column layout 🤔
nora@exactlynoraOct 9
would you mind if i kept notes on you 🪶
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ayo@AyoShinobi13h
"omg you remembered!" ofcourse i did. I have a file on you
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I kind of have no sense of consequences because everything somehow works out for me
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"did you learn that from a sally rooney novel"
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ok this is funny to me bc if someone wants to discuss topics i don’t know about & uses words i don’t understand i just assume they’re not very perceptive
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@thetalesoftaylsOct 22
men, let’s say you meet a woman and are mesmerized by her looks, she is perfect physically then you spend some more time together & it becomes obvious she is significantly smarter than you are - the topics she wants to discuss are areas you don’t know much about, she uses vocabulary you don’t understand & her dreams are massive to the point where most people would laugh at how impossible they seem would this make you more or less attracted to her?
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ok way too harsh on myself here for what is probably a direct consequence of following the golden rule a little too well & trying to avoid giving a certain kind of backhanded compliment
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i'm no longer able to give compliments but may i interest you in a well-meant insult? i trust your ability to read between the lines and in fact i think it would be quite insulting to spell it out for you
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in the end i think a lot of twitter UI changes are for the better, such as not showing retweets on someone’s profile by default. i might even start calling it x when the character limit is an issue
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wait am i at the age where people will pretend to be surprised when i tell them how old i am
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*surprised, shocked. sample size includes autists
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nobu hibiki@nobu_hibikiOct 25
Is this what they mean by "center of scene"
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RT please 🥺
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nora@exactlynora23h
what year was i born? assume your life depends on it 🔪
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*looking at my studyofus results* do i fucking look like my body count is 0 or perhaps 1
shy@shysliaOct 23
do i fucking look sexually active
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AI has really ruined googling a word or phrase to see if it actually exists
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yeah buddy i know you get it. i know you understand what i'm saying and you also don't have the capacity or motivation to judge. my followers on twitter dot com on the other hand
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llm psychosis but it's just believing im really good at expressing myself
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