Ari “The Agent” Gold (@exhouseman) profile picture

MSU ‘ 95 | retired housing czar | 2x rush team and hell master | AXO formal veteran 🎖️| living by the gold standard

Joined February 2025
CEO of Greek life 🤓 #msupike
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Ari “The Agent” Gold retweeted
Fire Kyle Whittingham. Fire Jason Beck. This is the lowest most embarrassing Michigan Football has been in my lifetime. What an absolute joke of a football team #Goblue
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Hot take October is one of the best sports months ever MLB playoffs NHL starts CFB and NFL Presidents cup Does it really get any better then that ?
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If we've learned one thing from the Kurt Gabriel vs Evander Kane #CyberWar is that you should undoubtedly always fight your battles publicly and more importantly online. That is how we solve problems. Leave a paper trail and let others chime in. Smart. -Swish
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Boutta start playing angry birds again
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How absolutely retarded do you have to be to use pledges retarded 18 year olds who are addicted to social media and think they are sick for your drug operation like I’m sure they were snapping every aphi baby that shit and flexing to there hometown boys 😂
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Ari “The Agent” Gold retweeted
I have two semesters to: 1. Find a wife 2. Get a full time job 3. Stop abusing substances Is this even achievable
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You almost never wanna be in this situation
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This hotel ceiling is literally soft core porn Marriott you horny bastards @J_Swish24
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Just found out @heatdaddy69420 biological dad is trans!
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Is the WNBA getting more traction from all this shit with the whites and blacks and trans and normals or is it ruining the league? Honestly I don’t care about women’s sports but it’s pretty nails to see white chicks piss of blacks and trans I’ll hang up and listen - peoples
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Anyone boozing ? I bet mark Sanchez is
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Swiss airline first class lounge Zurich never seen a big 10 boozer hit the open bar #draftbeers
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Ari “The Agent” Gold retweeted
Mamdani is so fucking mad im walking down park Avenue with a mimosa right now. And I have a ton of percs on me
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Is the da Vinci code good enough to be a top 5 movie - lank
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Men in this country fought and died for this baseball not that liberal goy slop that’s shoved down your gullet today
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Ari “The Agent” Gold retweeted
I think people forget how big of a cocksman Eldrick Woods was. Say what you want about the guy. That blasian line is all time 🐐
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If your ever going through a breakup resort to drugs and alcohol I always say that
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Initiated last night Fella your an all timer #nailgun #rapepike
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