in the space of a week, conversation has gone from "oh, it's so cold in that wind, it's biting!" to "thank god for that breeze, i'd be dying without it!". anyway, if you like your pubs cool and shady, and far from the madding crowd, pop in for a pint* 😘🍻🍻 *terms and ...

in news not relating to ducklings or accidentally shouting abuse at passers-by, we're hiring! looking for someone to do 8 - 10 hours a week average, mix of midweek and weekend shifts. i'll do a proper advert later, but if you know anyone who's looking, tell them to give me ...