@exjon

Undisputed king of stuff. Novelist, scriptwriter, columnist. ☦️ IC XC NIKA

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I am politely asking you to purchase my book. I can assure you, with no exaggeration, it is the best debut novel I have ever written. Thank you. #HistFic #SilentService #WW2 a.co/d/evstynr
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<turns on Suns game> “Portland leads 21-0!” <channel surfs>
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Doug Ducey
@DougDucey13h
It’s Arizona. The battle is for 2nd place… Arizona #1 state flag.
American Nostalgia
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Which State has the best flag? Be honest.
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Visegrád 24
@visegrad2423h
🇫🇷 An AI-generated video of General Charles de Gaulle spread across French social media in less than 24 hours, racking up millions of views. People are tired of watching their homes burned and looted. They want a response to the impunity, but so far, none has come.
🤖 Made with AI
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.@TheNuclearCo doing BIG things for America’s nuclear comeback. ⚛️ 👏🏻
The Nuclear Company
@TheNuclearCoOct 21
Announcing Prosperity One: a proposed 6.6 gigawatt nuclear campus in Lewis County, Kentucky
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Put a nuclear reactor into it. Expand it to hold 50 weapons.
Anduril Industries
@anduriltechOct 21
"Ghost Shark has teeth now." - @PatConroy1, Australia's Minister for Defence Industry. The @ausgov and @Australian_Navy confirmed the payloads that our Ghost Shark extra-large autonomous submarine carries: sea mines, logistics caches, and air-launched effects for ISR and strike. Ghost Sharks are rolling off the production line. Payload testing is active.
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Vote down-ticket, because those are the offices that have WAY more control over your daily life.
Kite & Key Media
@kiteandkeymediaOct 21
Name the president? Easy. Name your district attorney? A member of the local school board? For most of us, those are tougher questions. And as our new video explains, that’s a problem — because, on many of the issues we care about, they have more power than the White House.

Why Local Government Often Matters More than Washington

State and local government officials often have more influence over your life than Washington politicians — which is why it’s a problem that everyone ignores them.

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ryūge@gabri3173522h
Rumor has it that @exjon and I plan to buy this place in order to secretly plot the coming Finnish Hegemony. Ask Heikki Lunta for more details. detroitnews.com/story/news/l…

For $2.7 million, you could own this Upper Peninsula tourist stop

The Eby family has operated the St. Ignace-area attraction since 1929. Now, a buyer could take over its 64.5 acres and tourist business.

detroitnews.com
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David Reaboi
@davereaboiOct 21
I wrote this book for people who are going to read it—or, at the very least, to read the blurb! I haven’t seen a single bot or angry and broken mush-brain in my replies even bother to address what the book is about. That’s cool; none of these people matter—and they’re angry because they know it. a.co/d/03HefKNr

The Epstein Conspiracy

The Epstein Conspiracy: How Russia Turned a Lie About Jeffrey Epstein into a Weapon Against America, Israel, and Jews

amazon.com
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Arizona, baby.
Underdog
@UnderdogOct 20
Brock Purdy (14) and Tyler Shough (12) are both top-5 in passing touchdowns this season. Locked in since Day 1
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John Ondrasik
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25 Years ago today I was honored to perform "Superman" at Paul McCartney's Concert for NY, surrounded by @FDNY heroes, at MSG. On 9/9/26 I was again deeply honored to perform at the @FDNY 25 year Memorial Ceremony in Staten Island. My remarks and performance. #NeverForget 🇺🇸❤️
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Scott van Pelt should front a cover band for Midnight Oil.
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Troy Senik
@troy_senikOct 19
Well, there's my Grover Cleveland biopic out the window.
TMZ
@TMZOct 19
🕊️ "Office Space" star Richard Riehle has died at 78. tmz.com/2026/10/19/richard-r…
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Alicia Smith@Alicia_Smith19Oct 19
Spanish polling so far remarkably stable even after general election was called. Centre-right Partido Popular in the lead, with populist right Vox showing the most upward movement. Far left alliance failing to materialize will hurt Sanchez bid to stay in power. Election Nov 29
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NFL Memes
@NFLMemesOct 19
The Eagles…
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FB_Helmet_Guy@FB_Helmet_GuyOct 19
Fun fact. The Packers 1992 coaching staff had five future NFL head coaches under Mike Holmgren: Jon Gruden, Steve Mariucci, Ray Rhodes, Andy Reid and Dick Jauron
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After reading Brothers Karamazov, I constantly cited Dostoyevsky for everything I said. "As Dostoyevsky put it, 'give me another slice of pizza." My friends would reply, "he never said that," and I'd look at them coldly and say, "how would you know?"
Walter Kirn
@walterkirnOct 18
Read a good book and don't tell anyone. It will still show.
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Replying to @exjon
One of the first pieces I ever wrote for NR (a freelance obit for Bowie) end in this way. Clearly not a coincidence in terms of sensibility:
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While I enjoyed the Norm Macdonald documentary on Netflix, I'd seen nearly every clip shown more than a dozen times. It would be better appreciated by someone who hasn't entered YT's Norm wormhole.
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Finally time to trade in my battered iPhone 14 Plus. Everyone happy with their iPhone 18 Pro Max? Seems like the best option.
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It’s a curse.
wahsatchmo
@wahsatchmoOct 17
Replying to @exjon
It's incredible how Jon can always be so right about these kinds of things.
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