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Irreverence is Bliss // Person of Interests // 🛸🍕📍🎮 🎾 // Big fan of beta testing // 👾 @slowlark // Equality For Everyone // 🌍🇬🇧🇪🇺 // We’ve won it all

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Joined September 2011
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John ʕ꘠ ͟ʖ꘠ʔ Ford retweeted
Things I LOVE about MY (British) culture that ARE being threatened; - Religion as PRIVATE and not anyone’s business. We aren’t Americans. No megachurches, no ChRisT is KInG, no loud preaching and big crucifixes everywhere. In my culture, you quietly worship, whatever your faith is, and mind your own business. It’s gauche and taboo to shout about it. - Boasting and performative cruelty as tacky. In the old days, you were trashy and uncouth if you loudly shouted about how rich and big and strong you were or nastily attacked other people or groups. We used to be famous for manners, that’s unfortunately been yankified. - Being PROUD of variation and novelty in our communities. I loved that I could go to a yoga class at a Quaker meeting place, chat with my Muslim friends about their plans for Eid, grab edamame for lunch and listen to live English folk music at the Bulgarian-owned village pub. I don’t want to eat bread and dripping and go to a sad cold church where we all believe the same thing, fuck off.
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Got to find the humour in these testing times #KTBFFH
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John ʕ꘠ ͟ʖ꘠ʔ Ford retweeted
A plea for help🙏 One of the lead playtesters of Blue Prince, Iggy, has polycystic kidney disease and has only a few months to find a living kidney donor. His story, contact and donor information can be found on iggyland.org Please help us get the word out.💙
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Maybe I'm in the minority, but I think kits look better without a sponsor
100 games without a sponsor, what are the directors and owners doing
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John ʕ꘠ ͟ʖ꘠ʔ Ford retweeted
Against. All. Odds.
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John ʕ꘠ ͟ʖ꘠ʔ Ford retweeted
Palmer: ‘What’s he doing’ 😭😭😭😭😭
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Party Poopers FC
If there was a club that could do it ... 💭
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Well, well, well
Chelsea players were spotted praying instead of training ahead of their clash with PSG.
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John ʕ꘠ ͟ʖ꘠ʔ Ford retweeted
Films that you love but no one else seems to know.
Films that you love but no one else seems to know.
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Well, it was looking well off at HT but… We’ve won it all. #KTBFFH
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Can someone please explain to me why electric toothbrushes need to have such tiny heads?
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What did you monsters say to upset this man??
My apologies for offering crumpets with marmalade to Paddington 🙇 Please let me know the proper way of enjoying crumpets.
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John ʕ꘠ ͟ʖ꘠ʔ Ford retweeted
This clip of the carpet-bitingly stupid Oakeshott complaining about people working from home whilst clearly working from home makes all the disruption seem almost worthwhile.
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John ʕ꘠ ͟ʖ꘠ʔ Ford retweeted
Remember those early 90s Gay Chat ads?
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Greatest actor of his generation
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John ʕ꘠ ͟ʖ꘠ʔ Ford retweeted
Two men with full bellies demanding gratitude for basic scraps from a man fighting for his people from a basement. The restraint shown here by Zelenskyy is remarkable. The crossed arms to reign in the rage he must be dampening down because he has to help his people.
We can all pretend Trump and Vance are some sort of inspired geniuses. Or we can see two soft bullies haranguing a man who has been fighting a war to save his country for three years.
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