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i opened 2 gifts today, they were my eyes, thaaank God.

Dallas, TX
Joined December 2015
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It’s over, y’all. “Belt to ass” has had its time. It’s been gentrified now. By people who have fortunately never felt a belt; nor have any ass.
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malik/faaathom retweeted
We calling this the Ausar Flu from now on
Luka Doncic (back) ruled out Sunday.
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Shai gave what Dybantsa asked for 😂
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SGA is #2 in the NBA in points per game. And #16 in free throw attempts per game.
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truth nuke
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Bennett Stirtz is shooting exactly 50% from 3 on the season. The rookie has hit 14 of 28 from deep. 53.7/50/87.5 shooting splits.
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i made 43 dollars tonight off one doordash delivering a contraceptive
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u ask a bitch to sit on yo face they get scared asl
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shai 3 ball leap is actually real this time look at the versatility of his shots now
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I haven’t seen that face since… 🙂‍↕️
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malik/faaathom retweeted
why tf is starbucks selling braised short rib girlled cheeses...they got yall eating Somebody
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they're doing this to me at work today
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Even crazier OKC held him to 1 field goal for an entire game.
52 points, 24 rebounds and 8 blocks is insanity.
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Good thing Don has only taken 15 shots tonight, right Cavs fans. Keep passing Don, don’t be aggressive even though you’re a top 7-8 scorer in the nba
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“Still crazy SGA was called a free throw merchant last year”
Still crazy SGA was called a free throw merchant last year despite shooting less free throws than 21 combined years of MJ, Kobe, and Bron. SGA is on pace to have only 469 free throw attempts this year.
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celebrations this season have been🔥😭
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malik/faaathom retweeted
If Darius Acuff was named Darkola Acufovic niggas would be calling him a future hall of famer
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do you ever be laying in your warm comfy bed while your alarm for work is going off thinking what if i just shot myself in the head instead
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