amanda🦄

Okay, my birthday is exactly 3 weeks away. I want to look at least mildly thin in my birthday pictures. Intake and exercise thread!!!

If my associates don’t refer to me as Amandager they’re gonna get written up😎 I survived my first shift as a boss lady!

Oh hello everyone I got promoted to assistant manager today and I’m very happy thank you goodnight

Enjoy this before and after of my hair🙏🏻 my stylist is a blessing

If you didn’t know, F21 is having a wonderful sale AND I GOT THESE PINK OVERALLS FOR $11. FINESSED.

I can’t sleep and it’s 1AM almost in California I need to stop staying up all night but I don’t work tomorrow so IMMA HAVE A GOOD TIME WHILE I CAN

I often wonder why I don’t have more friends but then I constantly post shit like this on my finsta and then I understand why

I dress like an overgrown toddler at every opportunity yet I still expect people to take me seriously. No regrets

Okay so that’s what you get from me when I can’t sleep. A lot of repetitive tweets. You’re welcome

Fuck me I bit my cheek and now every time I bite down I bite my cheek again and it’s a tragedy. I’m a good person I don’t deserve this

So I am really fucking gay and like exclusively attracted to women EXCEPT I lowkey accidentally found a daddy and he’s load and respectful and thinks I’m really hot and he knows I’m gay but wants to give it a shot and lowkey I think it’s all really hot soooo let’s go

Ok this is really weird and I will only ever tell ED Twitter

Today, I got a tattoo commemorating my willingness to finally own my truth in every aspect of my life.

Oh my GOD I lost my work keys two days ago and scoured the break room searching for them and I found them today chilling WHERE I CHECKED 5 MILLION TIMES. Someone tell me why a ghost is playin with me

WHODA THUNK IT

Exclusive photo of my “healthy dieting” meeting my unhealthy restrictive behaviors which are 100% disordered

If you’re wondering what I do at work all day, here’s my answer.