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Ajumma

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Joined September 2018
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Grandma turned 97 today. 🥺🥺🥺
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I love when a man is nice and goes about his day. Please don’t ask for my number and I’m not taking yours. 😭
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Went to another one and a nigga bought my gas and wraps
Ajumma (@fairymazee) profile pictureAjumma@fairymazee11h
Missed the damn gas station before they closed omg
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Missed the damn gas station before they closed omg
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Y’all ain’t had a DD?
El Jay (@prettyquelinda) profile pictureEl Jay@prettyquelindaNov 8
gen z is on tik tok asking millennials how we got home from a night out if we didn’t have uber lmao i don’t even remember omg
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And not saying we were always responsible and had one, but a lot of times one person didn’t drink.
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Picked up, packed up
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🥺🥺🥺
Clarine (@BIGPIKLIZ) profile pictureClarine@BIGPIKLIZNov 8
This is one of the most thoughtful proposals I’ve seen! (love that she’s a Virgo. Perfect partner for surprising her in detailed ways)
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I kinda find it interesting the week she said wouldn’t share much if the in-fighting continued this all happens..
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As someone with chronic health problems Reddit is very useful. Mainly a cesspool, but it can be very helpful.
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Came back to this to see the burger flying onto the chair 🤣
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A Pimp Named Thickback 🍑 (@Taurus_Groove) profile pictureA Pimp Named Thickback 🍑
@Taurus_GrooveNov 6
This one almost did me in
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“Do you support abortion” Yes “Would you think it would be okay if your mom aborted you” I wouldn’t even know bitch get a grip
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Why y’all confused? I have never once cried over an ex getting hurt and I literally had one that died.
$icca 🩻 (@oksugga420) profile picture$icca 🩻@oksugga420Nov 6
thinking ab the time I broke up with an ex bc he was crying for his ex gf of 5 yrs who had to get her arm removed for petting & getting attacked by a stray dog… like idc go take care of her PLS
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*stares at shopping cart*
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At work I mainly use his memes. Him and Schitts Creek 😭
Partna (@onIychloexhalle) profile picturePartna@onIychloexhalleNov 5
Just started a new job and literally had this experience with the only other black person
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Now which Kartel song did MJ say this about?
Top Girl Keiko, J.D. ✝️🙏 (@TopGirlKeiko) profile pictureTop Girl Keiko, J.D. ✝️🙏
@TopGirlKeikoNov 7
This was such a moment. When Shaggy performed for Michael Jackson because MJ loved “It wasn’t me”. The greatest gaslighting song.
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Detaching because of a man and detaching because of bullies is not the same thing.
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Replying to @0x_jh
I think women really want a man who has the ABILITY to have hoes but has none but that’s a very thin line because I don’t know many men with the ability to have hoes and still have none.
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so was spongebob :)
saint (@saintisvrstile) profile picturesaint@saintisvrstileNov 6
I'm under a lot of the same conditions that made squidward so mean.
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We only have 1 more original sentence left in the world omg
TMZ (@TMZ) profile pictureTMZ
@TMZNov 6
👀 Casey Anthony helping YNW Melly's legal team prepare for double-murder retrial. Exclusive: tmz.me/4iDttNr
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My friend’s man is away and he’s been asking his friends to drop off flowers for them. 🥺
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