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Believing me is like Singapore is part of China. (hmm that...) NUS whooosh! Not affiliated to National University of Singapore.

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Joined November 2010
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How was your first day back in school? ☺️
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Will RAG be cancelled now that UTown is a dengue cluster area? 😱
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The day every year where the general public avoid our freshmen like plague. #NUSFlagDay2014
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Breaking: We are planning to upgrade the degrees of all graduates before 2012 who graduated with a CAP between 3.0 & 3.5 to honours status.
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Making all recent graduates & pass graduates go WTF with our new honours classification. 😌
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Fake NUSingapore retweeted
Don't you love it when we seemingly try to assure graduates out there with nonsense like this? 😂 #sgedu teapaw.org/channelnewsasia/status…
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Fake NUSingapore retweeted
Can someone come to my uni graduation ceremony and slap this person for me?
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Congrats to the graduating batch of 2014! The real university of life starts now with your commencement. Go forth & make babies! 👶
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Replying to @TODAYonline
Incoming Freshies, your S/U powers have upgraded! 💪 RT @TODAYonline: NUS to allow first-years to set aside bad grades tdy.sg/1g6Z7Rk
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And so the road to Freshmen Orientation Camps begins yet again...
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All of you need to get a similar tattoo ASAP. "@ShitAsianssSay: teapaw.org/ShitAsianssSay/status/…”
🎶 On the eve day of Christmas, your handphone got a beep: a message hope you won't weep. 🎶 🎁 #resultsrelease
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Hohoho! Merry CAPmas! Hope u like your "presents"! 🎅
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Christmas present arriving soon for all you students - Results Release. 😌
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After tough exam paper: find friend u believe to be less smart than u. Discuss. Find out he/she is fucked too. Give yourself false comfort.
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A common occurrence: Reading notes outside the exam hall & discussing topics with smarter friends only to realise that u are truly fucked.
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We know that some of u look at your lecture slides or watch the webcast for the first time days or even hours before the mod's paper. 👍
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Time to pray to the Bell Curve God.
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"UTown play around anymore ah, finals coming liao!" #UTownisOpen