The day every year where the general public avoid our freshmen like plague. #NUSFlagDay2014
Breaking: We are planning to upgrade the degrees of all graduates before 2012 who graduated with a CAP between 3.0 & 3.5 to honours status.
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Don't you love it when we seemingly try to assure graduates out there with nonsense like this? 😂 #sgedu teapaw.org/channelnewsasia/status…
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Can someone come to my uni graduation ceremony and slap this person for me?
Congrats to the graduating batch of 2014! The real university of life starts now with your commencement. Go forth & make babies! 👶
Replying to @TODAYonline
Incoming Freshies, your S/U powers have upgraded! 💪 RT @TODAYonline: NUS to allow first-years to set aside bad grades tdy.sg/1g6Z7Rk
All of you need to get a similar tattoo ASAP. "@ShitAsianssSay: teapaw.org/ShitAsianssSay/status/…”
🎶 On the eve day of Christmas, your handphone got a beep: a message hope you won't weep. 🎶 🎁 #resultsrelease
After tough exam paper: find friend u believe to be less smart than u. Discuss. Find out he/she is fucked too. Give yourself false comfort.
A common occurrence: Reading notes outside the exam hall & discussing topics with smarter friends only to realise that u are truly fucked.
We know that some of u look at your lecture slides or watch the webcast for the first time days or even hours before the mod's paper. 👍
"UTown play around anymore ah, finals coming liao!" #UTownisOpen




