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elle

@fakecelle

Holding out for a nice funeral director

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Joined June 2026
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i think i am a Doomer unfortunately sorry
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Leave nicole dollanganger alone please
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bonk@f4irymo4nsNov 8
i can tell you’ve never performed minimally invasive surgery on yourself
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I think I am not a normal person
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Can I please
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Watching Secretary 2002 on my ex boyfriend’s parents prime video account
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dutch is a beautiful language
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im so fucking bad at eating dinner
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Had a dream i found a full box of cigarettes
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I look like this
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me lowkey
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Accidentally bought unsalted pretzels
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Lowkey love my coworker
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Coffee cake for dinner Returning to my roots
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how it feels to show myself in public
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Me at 16 years of age
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The wokest person you know is hyperfixated on south park
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Fame is a Gun playing in Xi’an Famous foods rn
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my best friend/ex roommate died in college and i was helping his mom clean out his room and she found his vibrator and his bong before i could
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Does anyone else have trauma that's objectively kind of funny
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Feeling the urge to get married
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When he so afraid to lose you he refuses to love you #Happens
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compend.org/u/fakecelle Everybody be my friend now
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tweeting with a total view count of 10 and one oomf
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