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@fakechanel
undiscovered celebrity *ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ*
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instagram.com/apesv.v
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@fakechanel
Sep 2
she had no idea what they would do to apples and bananas
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@fakechanel
28 Aug 2023
in the summer everyone’s so creative w/ bevs and cocktails using every fruit known to man, ranging from sweet to spicy to spritzy and all fall can offer me is pumpkin spice lattes for 3 months ….. ? ok
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@fakechanel
Jan 5
staying up late to hang out with myself ꩜
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@fakechanel
22 Dec 2025
why does every article of clothing cost $120
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@fakechanel
3 Jan 2025
today is december 34th and monday is january 1st u won’t convince me otherwise
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@fakechanel
23 Sep 2024
born to feel something …. forced to feel too much
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@fakechanel
29 May 2024
this is just PMS
Largest terrestrial carnivore
@jua_n_n_carlos
28 May 2024
Me having two thoughts back-to-back
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@fakechanel
5 Apr 2024
legit thought it was extremely windy again but nope a 4.8 magnitude earthquake…….mother nature i fear you
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@fakechanel
25 Feb 2024
been a while here’s some oldies (4 months ago)
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@fakechanel
30 Nov 2023
i can’t stop saying “live laugh love” so now it’s not ironic anymore
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@fakechanel
5 Nov 2023
the clocks going back while you’re awake feels so dark
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@fakechanel
22 Oct 2023
i need a dictionary of UK slang to watch love island omg
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@fakechanel
22 Oct 2023
i’m well into my 20s now …. when am i gonna start liking olives
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@fakechanel
21 Oct 2023
“i have a very hard time accepting i can do anything i want with my life, but not everything” 🧍♀️🧍♀️🧍♀️🧍♀️
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@fakechanel
20 Oct 2023
so is it gonna rain every wknd for the rest of our lives or
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@fakechanel
4 Oct 2023
was almost asleep until i remembered my kids will never get to experience toys r us
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@fakechanel
30 Sep 2023
i can’t sleep i want to rearrange my room n change my life around
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@fakechanel
30 Sep 2023
having pb&j and rosé as a late night snack srry don’t judge me
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@fakechanel
29 Sep 2023
every now n then i have the realization that we rlly have to work n eat to survive …..
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@fakechanel
21 Sep 2023
i swear u need pre-workout to get through an everything shower
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@fakechanel
13 Sep 2023
these lyrics would send a victorian child into a coma omfg
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@DjVvSnWo
17 Aug 2023
This some of the WILDEST SHIT IVE EVER HEARD!!!
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