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DESMOND-26 retweeted
*raises hand* I have a question
Russell Brand’s Pubic Hair Removed From London Museum After Rape Conviction, Curator Says 'I Have No Desire to Hear His Name Again' variety.com/2026/global/news…
DESMOND-26 retweeted
Some people got way too comfortable being antisocial freaks the past two years and are due for a reality check
Growing up being in big cities means you don't need to be "herded" usually, because you know how the situation works. You've done it a hundred times. It's not a nightmare, it's simple.
can you imagine herding three children under 8 years old through a crowded subway or on the bus when you need to go somewhere? just the logistical challenge, forget about how neurotic about safety that makes people
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DESMOND-26 retweeted
This is a felony level case of "making up someone to get mad at," as if librarians are pushing romantasy on boys instead of just recommending Percy Jackson
But I mostly think it's sad to make "kids aren't reading anymore" into a gender war issue when it's a cross-gender problem
Possibly the funniest Bill Maher clip I've ever seen. Just waltzed right into his own trap, blindly.
Bill Maher: "These people who, they're geniuses in one way, so they think they're geniuses in every way, and you're not. Like, you're not sophisticated politically, a lot of these people."
Dean Norris: "Yeah."
Maher: "Me, I am. That's my business."
Norris: "Sure."
Maher: "You may not think I'm right all the time, but I know what the fuck I'm talking about. A lot of these people don't, it does not stop them from talking."
Norris: "Right."
DESMOND-26 retweeted
There won't be any civil war. There might be lots of nutjobs who shoot at people in order to fulfill their violent fantasies, and that's bad enough. But I trust that the US will survive and push through.
I don't think spanking is good, but are we talking about government regulation here? I dunno, man.
.@AJentleson: “i think this is yet another teachable moment for lefties on twitter to engage in some introspection and realize that they are not the average voter! they may think spanking is wrong, but three-quarters of americans don’t” including half of Dems. [he cites below]
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DESMOND-26 retweeted
David Corenswet’s Superman is what Tom Welling’s Superman would grow up to be imo.
‘If i don’t protect him who will’ is what Superman is about. Always was.
DESMOND-26 retweeted
I think it’s funny that if you search for 1W or 7W laser diodes on aliexpress it instantly goes “Oh I get it you’re like a freak. You’re like a laser pervert who wants to kill people with lasers” and it recommends various versions of the Eye Raper 50000
Enrique Iglesias checks out but they really should have used Marc Anthony just for the bit.
This commercial was so BIG in my country almost everyone thought it came from a movie. Beyoncé, Britney, and Pink tore so bad here. Truly the most iconic commercial of all time. The new girls ain’t serving like the 2000s girls anymore
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DESMOND-26 retweeted
i wonder if republicans “we fucking hate everyone” strategy will work better in 2028
It's crazy that people still try to act like the media environment is somehow more coordinated & organized behind liberals. Just an absolutely obvious fiction.
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Every once in a while I see a post from Owen, who is usually quite thoughtful, that just comes across as mind-boggingly sheltered & naïve, and then I remember that he's been drifting into a deeply symbolist & individualist religious mindset that seems to have rendered him "pure".
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DESMOND-26 retweeted
I think people outside the South don't understand how big of a deal it is that a black man won a Mississippi Senate seat. Take all your moderate vs progressive stuff and stuff it, that's all a sideshow compared to the real issue here.
Ring camera catches 'white Ole Miss coeds making monkey noises outside black students' apartment' trib.al/tsQ5p7L
DESMOND-26 retweeted
Throwback to this incredible jump cut in a video Russell Brand made talking about his innocence in 2023.
It's fun to reflect on these anecdotes & realize that they are certainly massive exaggerations — or BS. Feynman was a boisterous storyteller who was constantly lying to get women to fuck him, & these stories happened to also have value greasing dinner parties, books, & lectures.
lol reminds me of an anecdote from Richard Feynman.
Feynman's hobby was cracking locks and vaults. One time at Los Alamos, a physicist got locked out of his safe and he had forgotten the combination. No one could open it, so he called Feynman... Feynman walks into the office and locks the door behind him to be alone.
In the previous weeks, he had realized he could manipulate the dial to get the last two numbers of someone's safe if it was left open. Feynman would go into people's offices and distract them while he got their last two digits, and jotted them down on a sheet of paper. By getting the last two, that left only 20 possible numbers for the rest of the combination, which could be brute forced easily.
Anyway, Feynman enters the office with his sheet of paper and opens the safe in one minute. To give the impression that he had been working hard and safeguard his reputation, he didn't go out until after 25 minutes had passed. Read a magazine in the meantime or something.
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