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@fakemilf

Mallory ♡ she/her ♡ tender and cruel ♡

 Brooklyn, NY
Joined August 2021
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Rachael@RachFearon91Nov 5
Scary number of rape apologists on here.
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mr worldwide (nancy)@nancyctattoosNov 5
A lot of men admitting they’re rapists on Twitter today 🤡
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Yeah I’m so fat and no one will fuck me 😢
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Nick Gers (@NickGers1776) profile pictureNick Gers@NickGers1776Nov 6
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No one did it to you, fatty. No one wants to fuck you.
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Gabrielle@gabriellediscoNov 5
Can’t believe people are still struggling to get to grips with what consent actually means in 2026 and the comments from women are actually fucking shocking, you can stop consenting DURING sex for multiple reasons or none at all. You can change your mind, feel uncomfortable
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I FaceTimed my 1 and a half y/o nephew today and he pointed at me and said “baby!” Like yes I am also baby you are correct
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Rach 🇪🇺@MsVespertilioNov 5
Defending Russell Brand is a VERY strange way of a large number of men on X admitting they don’t understand consent.
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So happy about the Russell brand trial. The guy who did the same thing to me told me he didn’t realize “it upset you this much” and he “misunderstood the situation” well the law seems to understand that it is RAPE
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Realized I was accidentally still following a certain republican sk8 twitter guy on ig and when he screenshotted his own tweet and posted to story I almost replied “damn that guy went off the rails”
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I lived bitch
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Be sure to honor your ancestors tonight, for it is the 25th anniversary of this legend
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Olaplex is trash. K18 oil actually worth it
yennefer (book version) (@sadarchitectbby) profile pictureyennefer (book version)@sadarchitectbbyNov 2
genuinely what about the production, quality, or literally any other measurable trait has changed over the past 3 years that has warranted this 1oz bottle of oil going to nearly $50CAD @olaplex you fucking freaks
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mcdonalds 🍟 barbie@fakemilf9 Aug 2021
Oh no…he wants…POWER
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Me , my man and our two cats
Juju (@Primateess) profile pictureJuju@PrimateessNov 2
Amazing loving family
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My most popular tweets reminded me I peaked in 2021-2022 should I kms?
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mcdonalds 🍟 barbie@fakemilf24 Oct 2023
I tried on my grimace suit
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mcdonalds 🍟 barbie@fakemilf17 Oct 2021
Once I dmed a dude who’s 5’4 “I had a dream about u ln” and he replied: “was I tall?” 😭😭😭
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mcdonalds 🍟 barbie@fakemilf9 Dec 2022
For Santa’s little forklift certified favorite
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Thank u sort by most popular posts feature I just deleted like 5 years worth of thirst traps
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Lmfao my bf and I saw so many blue painted ppl at knockdown center and in the red lighting it looked so insanely offensive. No forethought at all
m (@iwillstomponyou) profile picturem@iwillstomponyouNov 1
do NOT go to a bar with green lighting
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Ok but I did it first
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@ComplexNov 2
Jessica Alba appears to have deleted her Halloween photos after facing backlash for dressing as figure skater Nancy Kerrigan, complete with a bloodied knee bandage, while her friend Kelly Sawyer dressed as Tonya Harding and held a baseball bat. The costumes referenced the infamous 1994 attack on Kerrigan, with some commenters calling the portrayal insensitive and accusing the pair of making light of a traumatic incident. Others defended the costumes, noting that the story has been revisited in films and television for decades. 📷 IG @ / jessicaalba
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