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Christian Watson has popped back out of the ambulance after a trip to the hospital and is going to return tonight.
The closest thing to a WWE script I’ve ever seen in the NFL.
#Packers WR Christian Watson has been cleared after undergoing tests at the hospital and is now on his way back to the stadium, per @KayleeHartung.
He remains questionable and could potentially return to the game.
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Imagine hating on a guy who used to work a 9-5 Warehouse Job and now drops 26/8 in the league
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Steph won the same amount of rings as Lebron in the Lebron era. He just matched Lebron with the most 40 point games after the age of 35. Man you all are witnessing greatness in human form! 1 of 1!
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Here’s my strategy for NBA:
Instead of building a 5–6 leg parlay where ONE player can ruin everything, focus on just TWO players you have the most confidence in.
Find your two favorite props, points, rebounds, assists, or threes and build each into roughly +300 odds.
Combine those two legs and you’re looking at around +1500 odds.
The goal isn’t to pick MORE players. It’s to find BETTER spots.
Less legs. More conviction. This is the way 🎯
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I forgot Brunson is from Chicago, I’m forever lovewatching this demon
Jalen Brunson postgame:
"Just want to say RIP to Stacey King who we lost recently. Person who I knew when I was in high school out here. He supported our team a lot. His kids went to Stevenson. Just to see him not here today, it's a little sad. And so I just want to say my thoughts and prayers with him and his family. And we miss him"
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Jalen Brunson postgame:
"Just want to say RIP to Stacey King who we lost recently. Person who I knew when I was in high school out here. He supported our team a lot. His kids went to Stevenson. Just to see him not here today, it's a little sad. And so I just want to say my thoughts and prayers with him and his family. And we miss him"
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remember when they made him do like a national apology tour because he smoked weed
Just tried looking up huawei split screen operation with Facebook and twitter but realized that we banned huawei and they banned Facebook and twitter 😂😭😭 🤦♂️
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This is how I'm making money off NBA injuries 💅
🤕Anthony Edwards
📈Ayo Dosunmu 20+ PRs
📈Jonathan Kuminga 20+ PRAs
📈Lamelo Ball 3+ 3PTM
🤕Jalen Williams, Cason Wallace, Chet Holmgren A. Caruso
📈Shai Gilgeous-Alexander 35+ PAs
📈Ajay Mitchell 20+ PAs
📈 Isaiah Hartenstein 25+ PRs
🤕Paolo Banchero, Jalen Suggs
📈Franz Wagner 35+ PRAs
📈Anthony Black 20+ PRAs
📈Desmond Bane 20+ PRs
🤕Kawhi Leonard
📈Scottie Barnes 35+ PRAs
📈RJ Barrett 20+ Points
🤕Jaren Jackson Jr.
📈Keyonte George 20+ Points
📈Darryn Peterson 15+ PRs
🤕Ivica Zubac
📈Pascal Siakam 30+ PRAs
📈Jay Huff 15+ PRs
🤕Aleperen Sengun, Steven Adams
📈Amen Thompson 8+ Rebounds
📈Kevin Durant 6+ Rebounds
🤕Rui Hachimura, Bradley Beal, Brandon Ingram
📈Darius Garland 30+ PAs
📈Keaton Wagler 15+ PAs
📈Kris Dunn 10+ Points
🤕Jalen Duren
📈Paul Reed 15+ PRs
📈Ausar Thompson 6+ Rebounds
📈Cade Cunningham 6+ Rebounds
Use this to build your NBA slips today 💋
Notable players currently out with injuries suffered this season:
Anthony Edwards (knee)
Jalen Williams (leg)
Paolo Banchero (ankle)
Kawhi Leonard (knee)
Jalen Duren (hamstring)
Jaren Jackson Jr. (knee)
Cason Wallace (shoulder)
Jalen Suggs (knee)
Ivica Zubac (ankle)
AJ Dybantsa (ankle), Kon Knueppel (hamstring), Tobias Harris (calf), Coby White (calf), Nic Claxton (hamstring), Mark Williams (shoulder), Jusuf Nurkic (toe) among those hurt before season yet to play.
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Tragic. I would have no idea this was Jennifer Lawrence without the post below mentioning it.
She underwent plastic surgery to remove all her most distinctive features.
I wish women would stop doing this to themselves 😕
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La réaction de Son au moment où Kane a été annoncé Ballon d'Or, c'est le plus grand asiatique de l'histoire.



































