England’s Least Qualified Filmmaker | Ex-Ghostwriter & VFX Drone Moving Into Directing & Producing | Serious Collabs Welcome

Joined December 2021
Emily Mortimer is just such a cupcake 🧁 And before the debate begins, she had confirmed in interviews that the bush is au naturel. No merkins involved.
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Mia Sara
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Morgan Saylor Moon
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Anyone else a fan of those ridiculous Emanuelle movies with Laura Gemser? inb4 "Actually, Emmanuelle was played by..."
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Some more classic Kate Winslet 🦫
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Classic Kate Winslet
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Mia Goth (and bonus Jenna Ortega)
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Paola Lázaro bringing some completely unnecessary but very much appreciated nudity to Obliterated - one of the greatest shows Netflix has ever done.
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Margaret Qualley
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Emilia Clarke c. 2011 was something magical
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For the Chemistry appreciators
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Ana Alexander in Chemistry 👮‍♀️ (IYKYK)
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Bryce Dallas Howard that time she had her fiery bush (and everything else) on close-up display. Yes, I know this is incongruent with the rest of her career, but don't any of you dorks dare to bleat "AI" "AI" "AI" in the replies. Any AI videos I might post will be far more ridiculous than this, and that's already a high bar. Film is Lars von Trier's Manderlay (2005), for anyone who got this far.
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One more
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Camilla Luddington was the voice of Lara Croft multiple times over Too bad she didn't get to play her in any live-action adaptation
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Alona Tal's nude debut turned out to be a serious pleb filter. Am I really the only one who spent that long waiting for Jo Harvelle to do a nude scene and was over the moon when she finally did?
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Susan Sarandon twiddling her nips
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Samantha Robinson was rather easy on the eyes in The Love Witch. ❤️‍🔥
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You are now reminded of that time Gillian Jacobs got the girls out in Choke (2008).
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