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Nick

@fartsoup
Joined June 2010
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Dear loud talkers, can you at least be discussing something interesting?
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@jrbj medication required to spend time with my family.
@jrbj notebooks for midgets.
I can't wait to get a creepy handshake and a holiday 'bonus' redeemable at local grocery store.
Shortest day of the year? Not in this office.
The teenagers growing up around the Oregon Shakespeare Festival in Ashland are all like "what e'er".
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My company issued desk calendar's sole purpose is to mark the days I'm not obligated to be at work. #stickittotheman
So far, the universe is winning... http://bit.ly/id1hpN
Steel cut oats + granola + cranberries + almond milk. Hello Miss Winter.
easy_install SARS mask
Let me tell you how I made her leave with me...conversation and Hennessy. #motherfuckingmountaintop
Hey fat fuck, stop talking about you gaycation you're planning for and by yourself. #4everalone
I’m thankful that we are only mandated to be thankful 1 day a year. Can you imagine being grateful year round?
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Whiskey and bean burrito, fuck you stomach.
I hate those feggitsRT @pstarcr: "hex, bugs & rock and roll" Seen on a Camaro belonging to a software engineer. You are trying way too hard.
I don't mind the taste. RT @OverheardinER: New ER Tard! - Kentucky Jelly - http://bit.ly/99eesL
This organic apple tastes $1 healthier.
Source code: the purest form of documentation. #ISOcertified
It’s been a crazy ride, but I finally hold the record! No one has hosted “Conan” more times than I have.
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Fake reading cpp files in Vim...but it looks like I'm working.
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