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vivian

@fassbendears

real hip, huh?

 inside my own heart, Matt Damon
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Joined February 2017
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this is like heart of darkness
Robin (@whms1989) profile pictureRobin@whms198914 Oct 2018
sometimes it seems like vivian isn't paying attention to a movie, but then she says "this is like Heart of Darkness" and you're like eh well that's better than nothing
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ok thats enough interaction on that tweet
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in Norway they call CPS on you if you don’t let your kids watch youtube
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the worst part about being a beekeeper is kissing all 30,000 bees goodnight i bet
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is there any anime thats like Sex and the City or is it all guys fighting each other
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why did Marianne Dashwood have a lip flip
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people would have given famous Jay sexiest man alive and then had to condemn it after the incident. copies of it would have gone for thousands on ebay
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matt johnson
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@PopCraveOct 27
PEOPLE teases the Sexiest Man Alive 2026. Who do you think it is?
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Lead us not in to penn station
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my monday being a friday // my friday being a monday
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(kissing my penis goodnight) goodnight my penis
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Haunted Kinoblade (@kinocopter) profile pictureHaunted Kinoblade
@kinocopterOct 23
People are giving Ethan Klein a lot of shit for cheating on Hila with Tamara, but imagine you are the world's most famous American Jew and you suddenly find yourself face to face with the reincarnation of your people's largest folk hero and she says "take me up to your attic"
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a stick a stone it’s the end of the road
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Phew! Conversation Safely Steered to Movies
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me to my annoying coworker: yeah you think so? no shit sherlock me under my breath to the boss: yeah obviously sherlock me coming home to my beautiful wife: i love you sherlock
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bitches see Burn Gorman in a movie and slam the like button
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bitches see Judge Reinhold in a movie and slam the like button
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[at thrift store] mommy I want the overweight middle aged man costume
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some saw me as a mystery hair always whipping round
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nathan fielder singing lana del rey's "born to die"
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