❜ perfection.

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀a happy ending happens ... ⠀⠀⠀⠀ when the handsome guy wins. ⠀⠀ #GGRP⠀⠀#GUILTYGEARRP⠀⠀#MVRP

johnny. captain o' the jellyfish pirates, the most handsome, famous, 'n perfect man you'll ever come across! take a good look, i'll let ya watch as much as ya want~

i'll just keep ya guessin' — s'fine, hot stuff! 'm sure ya can figure it out, if yer deduction skills live up t'the hype~

'n a happy halloween to you too, handsome! ya play the part of a zombie pretty well~

'course i did, wish i just swallowed you instead. ( a wink, then a tip of his hat 'fore taking a few steps forwards towards 2cave. ) excited t'get rid o' me so quickly? haven't even spent christmas together~

why spoil the surprise, hm? all ya gotta know is i've heard 'bout ya, nothin' more'n that~

ya probably don't know much 'bout me, but that's alright; heard 'n seen plenty o' ya~

heya, handsome! ya heard that, didn't ya? all 'm sayin' is, no coat? or no shirt 'n keep the coat? the ladies'll go wild~

( yep. that's the blackberry flavor, alright — feels it getting sour &. his lips purse, withstanding it 'fore swallowing it. ) could warn a guy 'bout it bein' sour next time! sheesh. ( a chuckle, then a shake of the head. ) this one ain't gonna do me in, 2c~

a treat? if it means gettin' a piece o' —— HNRK!? ( suddenly, hard candy on his lips! tongues at it – no, even worse, he makes sure to run his tongue two digits. weirdo, this guy. ) tastes good, poison berry . . . am i gonna see ya after i eat this?~

someone tell that chris redfield guy t'lose the coat for a night! or the shirt, try 'n take a page outta my good looks~