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Illinois alum

Joined June 2026
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I didn’t know Zohran had weather controlling superpowers
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That’s my Hispanic twin
Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez were seen leaving Nerano after grabbing dinner together in Beverly Hills.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
These photos are from May 24, 2022, when Affleck and Lopez were engaged and dining at Nerano. They finalized their divorce in January 2025. celebmafia.com/jennifer-lopez… hawtcelebs.com/jennifer-lopez… usatoday.com/story/entertai…
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Torta is a term of endearment, you just sound like a bitter reject when you use it
Brandon Herrera ran against a 300 pound ESL teaching torta with an IQ rating just barely high enough to match the temperature at which meat spoils, and yet he still got blown out of the water. “Candidate quality” is not the reason Republicans got blown out of the water in the midterms.
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Alan 🌹 retweeted
Just wanted to bring attention to the fact Puerto Rico has been going through a power crises these past couple months, and after begging for help for months, Zohran Mamdani the mayor of New York helped raise $280,000. I’m glad the President has done nothing but give millions to Israel but not to our own American land. Thank you mayor Zohran for helping my people. 🇵🇷❤️
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Godzilla Minus One and Godzilla Minus Zero are two of the best films of the 2020s. I say this unabashedly, and I’m in awe of both. This is what cinema is supposed to be: grandeur, beauty, absurdity, and pathos. I can’t rave enough about the spectacle but also the human dimension
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Just two blue states playing football
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I have gotten phone calls from 7 *potential* 2028 presidential candidates in the past days since the election. It is clear they understand that the party to victory runs through the Latino community and are doing the work to reach who they need to reach.
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New dem freshmen bout to have us posting like trump with Husted
Indiana Secretary of State-elect Beau Bayh.
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Ben Johnson started drawing up offensive plays in 5th grade. I love my psycho head coach. #Bears
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Pakistan’s current gov should be throughly investigated and reprimanded for the military coup they pulled years ago. Weird how no one in major media talks about it
“We must completely halt financial aid to Pakistan 🇵🇰, Israel 🇮🇱, and Egypt 🇪🇬 because these countries are violating international law.” — Newly elected U.S. Senator Abdul El-Sayed
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Me with all of you.
That one oomf u lowkey have a thing for
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Bush killed this patriot
Pat Tillman: -jacked -hot wife -3 year starter at Arizona State -benched 225lbs 29 times -374 tackles in 4 years with Arizona Cardinals -turned down $3.6M contract to enlist in Army after 9/11 -deployed to Iraq -passed Ranger school in 62 days (0 failures) -ran into enemy fire in Afghanistan to cover his squad during an ambush -hunted terrorists -lost his life fighting for his country Next time you feel like wasting your potential tell yourself: don’t be a do-nothing doughboy - be a grateful SAVAGE like Pat Tillman.
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Alan 🌹 retweeted
Community college is a great way to kick start higher education without paying a leg and an arm. I will die on this hill.
Community college will have you doing group projects with a 70yo man, a drug dealer, and a former London police officer
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My theory is that there’s a lot of genuine liberals and progressive in the UFC sphere that feel compelled to do the maga shtick for one reason or another
Press Secretary Dana White let’s FREE PALESTINE
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Imagine hating on me when this is me 💔💔💔
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Tihar ko hardik shuvakamana! As thousands of Nepali New Yorkers light diyas for Laxmi Puja and celebrate the bonds of Bhai Tika, may this Tihar bring you prosperity, peace, and the sense of belonging you deserve.
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I recognize that hat 👀
The energy I am bringing back to DC. 💪🏽 Abolish ICE and Dismantle DHS.
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The energy I am bringing back to DC. 💪🏽 Abolish ICE and Dismantle DHS.
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The hell is Alfafa up to
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It’s not just MMA. …It’s the world that’s rotting there was a time when people hid behind fake accounts to say the stupid things they were too ashamed to say publicly. …Now the masks are off. The side of people they used to keep hidden behind closed doors is out now .We live in a world where people are so desperate for a viral moment that they don’t care whether the attention is good or bad. Respect, decency, and basic humanity are being sacrificed for clicks and views… the saddest thing is People are starting to think this is normal.
Idk what’s happening in the MMA world lately but this left me utterly disgusted, like wtf?
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Growing up my dad (5’5”) adamantly tried to teach me (5’8”) how to play basketball like Charles Barkley.
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